The third ninety-nine cute, super big misunderstanding
(Third update)—
Li Yan was chasing a big white fish. The swimming speed of a person is definitely not as good as that of a fish. In fact, he just chases and plays. When he really wants to catch a fish, he has to use palm power or sharpen branches to make harpoons. He saw the tail of the fish swaying in front, turning in another direction, and turned his head to chase. Suddenly, he saw a graceful woman swimming in front. The hair fluttered in the water, covering the woman's face. He couldn't see her appearance clearly, but he could see her slender figure and swimming in the water, which was very charming.
Li Yan was shocked: Wow, what's the situation? Could it be a mountain spirit or a ghost? A female ghost jumped out early in the morning and was swimming in the water. Is this novel going to become a Chinese Studio?
If you want to blame this, it is blamed for the woman's hair being too long. It is terrible to lift it up in the water. It is natural for Li Yan to be shocked by the full ghost film shape.
I saw the female ghost swim towards me, spread her arms and hug Li Yan. Li Yan was shocked. The mountain spirit female ghost wanted to hug me, no way, look at me to click your acupoints! Then again, does the female ghost have any acupoints to click?
Li Yan didn't care whether the female ghost could be lit up. He stretched out his finger and hit Zhu Jiu's really soft and numb acupoint. Zhu Jiu was really full of affection and threw himself in his arms. How could he expect that he would be lit up? His body became soft and he lost his strength. He was very surprised in his heart: Why did Brother Niu click my acupoint? Does he like this tune?
Li Yan hugged her waist and dragged it to the water surface, wanting to see the true face of this female ghost. Before he could jump up to the water surface, he heard a "wow" sound, and another "female ghost" jumped into the water and swam towards Li Yan. It turned out that Wu Qingying had arrived.
When Wu Qingying saw Brother A Niu hugging Zhu Jiuzhen, she was jealous and thought to herself: It's over, Zhu Jiuzhen snatched you first. Since he hugged you first, I will let him and me OOXX so that I can win the game back. So she quickly took off her clothes, swam over, and deliberately sabotaged her.
Her fangs and claws scared Li Yan and thought to herself: This female ghost in Cuigu actually came out in groups. Is that okay? I'll order it!
He stretched out his fingers and tapped Wu Qingying's soft hole again. Wu Qingying then understood why Zhu Jiuzhen was soft. It turned out that he was stopped by Brother Aniu, and he couldn't help but wonder: Why did Brother Aniu click us? We obviously came to throw ourselves into our arms, so there was no need to click our acupoints, right?
Both "female ghosts" were caught by Li Yan, one on the left and one on the right, and they were lifted to the water surface at the same time.
After leaving the water, Li Yan quickly looked at the two female ghosts. After a closer look, he found that one was Zhu Jiuzhen and the other was Wu Qingying. He was shocked. "Don't, why did these two women take off their clothes and jump into the pool?" What's the rhythm?
But his surprise was a trivial matter. The two girls were really shocked. When they saw Li Yan's face clearly, they were shocked. This face was not A Niu at all. Although his facial features were upright, he lacked A Niu's silly spirit. At first glance, he was the boy in the city and they didn't know him at all.
The two girls' faces changed, and they thought to themselves: It's over, we mistakenly recognize this young man as Brother A Niu, and even took off all his clothes and threw himself into his arms. He was embarrassed to death. No, it's still secondary. What is he going to do when he hit our acupoint? Is he going to molest us? Oh my God! Don't.
Zhu Jiuzhen immediately screamed, "What are you going to do? Let us go... Brother A Niu, come and help me."
Wu Qingying also shouted: "Help, Brother Niu, someone wants to molest us, come and save us... Otherwise you will be cuckolded."
Li Yan was sweating profusely: I was cheating, and I made such a misunderstanding again. He quickly put the two girls by the pool, reached out to untie their acupoints, and said anxiously: "I am A Niu, stop calling me."
The two girls didn't believe that he was A Niu. Although his voice sounded like a lot, his face was completely wrong. They had almost no experience in the martial arts world and did not know that there was something called a human skin mask that could disguise a person as another person, so they didn't believe in what Li Yan said at all.
As soon as Zhu Jiuzhen's acupoint was solved, he covered his chest with his left hand, waved his right hand forward, and pointed his "Yang Finger" at Li Yan's chest. Wu Qingying was also the same, and punched Li Yan's lower abdomen. The two girls roared at the same time: "You looked at our bodies and hugged us randomly, which ruined our innocence and fought with you."
Li Yan leaned back and avoided their attacks, but the two women refused to give in and attacked again.
Li Yan was sweating profusely. He found that it was irrational to untie their acupoints at this time. The two women called them without listening to the explanation, and they could not explain them. They had to lit their acupoints first, so they turned to the side, avoided the attacks of the two women, turned their hands and fingers, and sealed the acupoints of the two women.
The two fell to the ground softly, and their hands used to cover their chests also drooped, revealing their graceful figure again. The chest was snow-white and there were many water droplets hanging on them, which made people feel at ease. With Li Yan's concentration, he couldn't help swallowing. He finally suppressed his evil thoughts and planned to find the human skin mask and explain it to them seriously, but the place where he put his clothes and human skin mask was on the other side of the pool. It took some time to touch it, not to be able to get it by just explaining it.
The two girls were once again slashed by him, shocked for no reason. I don’t know what shameless means this bad guy would use to torture them. They said in unison: “Help, Brother Niu, come and save us…”
Li Yan was upset by their screams and said fiercely: "Don't make a noise. You will know when I go and get something for you." He walked to the other side of the pool, picked up the human skin mask, and didn't even have time to wear the clothes thrown in the haystack, so he ran back, showed the mask to the two girls, and said seriously: "See, this is a human skin mask, for disguise. I am A Niu, don't call for help again."
I thought it would work like this, but when the two girls burst into tears at the same time, Zhu Jiuzhen cried: "It turns out that Brother Niu has been killed by you, and even the skin on his face has been peeled off by you. You extremely cruel bad guy, I want to fight with you."
Wu Qingying also said: "It would be fine if you kill Brother A Niu, how can you peel off his face? Do you still have humanity? You murderer!"
Li Yan was 45 degrees upright and burst into tears. How can he explain this to make sense?
The two girls cried: "You villain, you scum, you killed Brother Niu, peeled him off, and even molested us. You are simply not a human..."
At this moment, a person suddenly came out from behind the tree next to him. It was Zhang Wuji, a sick girl. Her appearance was very abrupt. Li Yan and the other three didn't expect her to appear here at all. The sick girl glanced over and was shocked when she saw the situation in front of her and screamed: "Oh, aren't you Li Yan? Why are you... you here?"
Then her eyes swept to Zhu Jiuzhen and Wu Qingying lying on the ground, and exclaimed: "Student Li Yan, what are you going to do if you strip away Sister Zhu and Sister Wu's clothes?"
Li Yan also asked at the same time: "Sick girl, how did you come in?"
The figure behind the sick girl flashed, and Li Wenxiu's figure turned out. It turned out that after Li Yan and the two girls fell off the cliff, Hu Bao immediately turned around and went back to find Wei Bi, but Wei Bi had been eaten by a wolf. Hu Bao only found the body of Wei Bi's incomplete food. He saw that he could not do anything, so he would not dare to embezzle the Zhu family's property without Wei Bi's help. After all, there was still Duan of Dali standing behind the Zhu family. After Hu Bao took the leopard's courage, he did not dare to come to the door to grab money openly.
Hu Bao claimed to be unlucky and returned to Kunlun Town.
The sick girl ran to the edge of the cliff and saw Li Yan and the others falling off the cliff. She felt very distressed. She didn't know how to do light skills and could never go down the cliff to check. She had to go back to the huts in a daze. However, she happened to meet Li Wenxiu who was rushing over with hot air balloons. Li Wenxiu arrived at the place she agreed with Li Yan. Without seeing Li Yan here, she asked the sick girl if she had ever seen a man named A Niu.
The sick girl cried and said something about falling off the cliff. Li Wenxiu was anxious and quickly activated the hot air balloon and took the sick girl down from the edge of the cliff. Not long after, the two found the small platform and found an ornament that fell from Zhu Jiuzhen on the platform. So the two hung the hot air balloon on the edge of the platform and drilled holes to find Li Yan.
As soon as the two of them entered Cuigu, they heard the cry of Zhu Jiuzhen and Wu Qingying: "Brother A Niu, come and save us, someone wants to mock me..."
The sick girl and Li Wenxiu were shocked and rushed over to check the details. As a result, they happened to see Li Yan wearing only a pair of calf shorts, and both girls were naked and fell to the ground with acupuncture points. They did look like Li Yan was trying to molest them.
The sick girl said in surprise: "Student Li Yan, why are you here? Now Heimu Cliff, Yihua Palace, the entire martial arts world is looking for you. It turns out that you are hiding in a small valley in Kunlun Mountain. No wonder everyone can't find it. By the way, what are you going to do if you strip away Sister Zhu and Sister Wu's clothes?"
Li Yan Khan: "Please allow me to explain!"
But Li Wenxiu walked over calmly and said with a smile: "Brother Li, have you caught two more beauties? Let me help you put them in eighteen shapes, just like the seven beauties I caught last time." It turned out that Li Wenxiu remembered the fact that Li Yan pretended to be a yin thief and scared away the Seven Swords of Tianshan. Seeing this scene, she thought Li Yan was pretending to be a yin thief again, so she took the initiative to cooperate and said nothing as soon as she spoke.
Originally, when Li Yan saw the sick girl coming, he thought the misunderstanding could be explained clearly, but when Li Wenxiu spoke, the other girls' faces changed drastically.
Zhu Jiuzhen and Wu Qingying were so scared that they cried: "What? This guy turned out to be a yin thief? He once ruined the innocence of seven girls? Oh my God! How could we fall into his hands? Brother A Niu... You died so miserably..."
The sick girl was not as fierce as the two of them, but when she was in Heimu Cliff, she didn't have a deep contact with Li Yan, and she didn't know much about his character like other girls. Therefore, she really thought that Li Yan had caught seven beauties and showed them like eighteen. She was also shocked and said anxiously: "Student Li Yan, you can't do this. Our Heimu Cliff is a school that takes chivalrous first. If you do such a thing that both people and gods are angry, it will be unfavorable to the school spirit and school discipline... By the way, they said you killed Brother A Niu, what's going on?"
Li Yan smiled bitterly and raised the human skin mask in his hand, sighing: "It's not because of this thing."
The sick girl is not as innocent as Zhu Jiuzhen and Wu Qingying. She didn't know the world. She only glanced at her and realized that she was a human skin mask and sighed: "So, Brother A Niu is the one who dressed me. No wonder Brother A Niu makes me feel so kind and gentle. It turns out that he is an old acquaintance..." She turned back and looked at Li Wenxiu's ugly face, and suddenly realized: "I remember, you also played a very ugly bad guy Yin thief, threatening to molest me in the hot spring and forced me to escape, right? This girl was with you at that time."
Seeing that she understood everything, Li Yan couldn't help but think: The sick girl is really a smart girl, she can completely grasp the key points.
Just as I thought of this, I heard a sick girl ask curiously: "Student Li Yan, do you have the hobby of jumping into the water while someone is taking a bath and then forcing someone to run away? This was how I treated me in the hot spring last time, and now I use the same method to deal with Sister Zhu and Sister Wu. Do you want to force them to run away? Why do you like to force a woman who is taking a bath to run away? Did you suffer any mental illness when you were a child? I will definitely cure you."
"Puchi!" Li Yan vomited blood. It turned out that this guy couldn't grasp the key point.
The sick girl squatted down and helped Zhu Jiuzhen and Wu Qingying cover important parts, and said softly: "Don't be afraid of two sisters, Brother A Niu is indeed his costume."
Zhu Jiuzhen and Wu Qingying still didn't believe it and cried: "No, he killed Brother Aniu and peeled off Brother Aniu's face."
The sick girl explained: "That thing is called a human skin mask. It is a mask that looks very similar to human skin, not made with human faces."
"If you don't believe it, there is no such thing in the world." Zhu Jiuzhen and Wu Qingying still cried.
Everyone was sweating profusely. It seemed quite difficult to explain it to these two girls clearly.
At this time, a woof and meowing sound came from a distance. It turned out that Persian cat and Schnauzer couldn't wait for their owner to go back, so they found them. The cat and dog ran past Li Yan's feet, without recognizing their lives at all. Especially Schnauzer, who actually rubbed against Li Yan's feet.
At this moment, Zhu Jiu's eyes suddenly lit up and he said happily: "Ah, I believe it, you are indeed Brother A Niu."
Wu Qingying actually said, "That's right, he is Brother A Niu, it's great... Woo... It turns out that Brother A Niu was not killed, and we were not molested. It's great!"
Everyone was very angry. No matter how they explained it just now, they didn't listen to it, so why did they suddenly believe it?
Zhu Jiuzhen and Wu Qingying said: "Cats and dogs don't recognize people, but they recognize people through their bodies, smells, etc. They are not afraid of this stranger at all, and they are so close to him. Of course, this person is Brother Aniu. Hahaha, it's great, we have not been molested... Sister Wuji, you don't have to block us, it doesn't matter if Brother Aniu looks at him."
Chapter completed!