259 Meng, Mirror, who is the most beautiful woman in the world
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Li Yan was helpless and could not refuse the request from his friend. Although he was a little sorry for the beauty who wanted to have a night with him, his relationship was different, so he must help his acquaintance first. He couldn't just take it with his friend for an unfamiliar stranger, right? He ran away unfaithfully last time, but this time he was caught in a bathtub and could not escape no matter what he said.
Li Yan had no choice but to say, "Okay, I'll help you, you turn around, I'll get out of the shower barrel to wear clothes."
The handsome girl giggled and said, "What are you going to turn around? Just come out and wear it. I am a woman and a man. I am only afraid of you, but there is no reason why you are afraid of me."
Li Yan was speechless: Why do people in Gu Long’s books like to talk about fake philosophy such as men and women? Isn’t this a cheating father?
In fact, Li Yan didn't understand that women are also very lustful. They are also very curious about men's bodies and always want to find some opportunities to peek at men's bodies. Moreover, they will get a slap after watching passionate scenes. But they are shy than men. This kind of thing will not be done as openly as men. In order to justify their behavior of peeping men, they claim that women are afraid of being seen by men, and men do not have to be afraid of women looking at them, so that men will not care much about appearance.
For thousands of years, women have been promoting this idea, telling men not to be afraid of being seen. The final result is that men often stay naked and will not be shy at all. Women can look at men's shirtlessness openly, appreciate men's chest muscles, abdominal muscles, etc., and enjoy themselves.
Men can't enjoy such welfare! So men are really stupid. If men also promote "women don't have to be afraid of men" and promote it for thousands of years, then there will be women who don't wear clothes walking around on the street, and men can feast their eyes and see all the mimis of women. (Excerpt from the thirty-two father-in-law's masterpiece "Women in the Elephant's Eyes".)
Li Yan was indeed fooled. Of course, he, a guy with negative emotional intelligence, didn't know the woman's sinister intentions, and he really thought it would be okay to be naked. Anyway, women were not interested in seeing him.
He crawled out of the bathtub, took out a clean set of knight-dresses from the package, and slowly penetrated them into his body.
The handsome girl with a handsome face seemed to be standing aside without any concern. In fact, her eyes were flashing and she carefully peeked at Li Yan's body. She thought to herself: It turns out that a man's body is like this. Tsk, feasting her eyes, it's so good to see it, it's no longer possible, and she couldn't help but have some kind of peach fantasy...
Li Yan put on his clothes, turned his head, and saw the girl who was thief seemed to be dazed, and said strangely: "What's wrong with you? You look a little unrestrained, what are you thinking? Could it be that you are worried that it is dangerous to fight Shi Guanyin?"
The handsome girl was imagining what she was with Li Yan. In fact, women often had such fantasies. She was also a normal person, and she would inevitably have some fantasies. When she woke up and snorted, "I didn't think about anything. Don't guess what a woman is thinking."
Li Yan wiped his sweat and said, "Sorry, I don't know what women are thinking. I'm sorry to guess randomly."
The handsome girl thought to herself: Let you guess what I am thinking, then I am not ashamed to death?
But she pretended to have a solemn expression on her face and said, "Actually, you guessed it. I was thinking about the difficulty of fighting Shi Guanyin, but... no matter how difficult it is, it must be done. This is the style of the thief."
Li Yan said: "I admire you."
The two of them took out the room and walked through a corridor. Suddenly they heard the sound of water coming from the room next to them. It turned out that Xie Yanke was also taking a shower, humming songs while washing.
The handsome girl from the thief said, "That's the woman who came with you. Are you good at martial arts? Ask her to help too."
Li Yan shook his head and said, "No, I can only ask her to help me once. I have to keep it and help me solve a very difficult thing. Now I can't use her, otherwise my matter will not be solved." Li Yan kept Xie Yanke to help solve the Fuwei Escort Agency's family-killing case. Of course, she can't let her take action casually. Once she takes action once, she will repay Xuan Tieling's oath and fly away immediately. Who will help Li Yan deal with the Qingcheng Sect then?
The two of them did not disturb Xie Yanke and continued to touch Shi Guanyin's residence. When they arrived outside a bedroom in the backyard, the handsome girl pointed to the window quietly, then wet the window paper with her saliva, allowing Li Yan to come over and peek at the situation in the house together.
The two of them had their little heads side by side, and they were placed in the two holes in the window and looked inside.
The room was very simple, with few pieces of furniture inside. In addition to a bed and a table, there was also a huge mirror. Shi Guanyin, a beautiful woman who had just seduced Li Yan, was standing in front of the mirror. She was still naked, showing her proud body in front of the mirror, and said to the mirror in a whispering tone: "Mirror, who is the most beautiful person in the world?"
Li Yan wiped his sweat: I'll let it go, are you the evil queen in "Snow White"?
I saw the reflection of Guanyin Shi in the mirror suddenly spoke, "You are the most beautiful person in the world."
Li Yan was shocked: I'm sorry, the mirror really spoke. But he immediately realized that it was not the person in the mirror talking, but the Shi Guanyin in front of the mirror talking to herself. She asked and answered herself, and used herself outside the mirror to talk to herself. What a perverted person could do.
Shi Guanyin outside the mirror said, "Since I am the most beautiful person in the world, why did the young master refuse to be intimate with me just now?"
Shi Guanyin in the mirror laughed and said, "Because... he has a beauty who is with him, and that beauty is also very beautiful, and he is all focused on that woman."
Li Yan Dahan: The beauty who is traveling with me? Is it Xie Yanke? I didn’t focus on Xie Yanke, so don’t talk nonsense.
Shi Guanyin's face changed drastically outside the mirror: "What do you mean is that woman more beautiful than me?"
Shi Guanyin in the mirror said: "No, in the hearts of most people, you are the most beautiful in the world, but in the hearts of that young man, the woman who walks with him is even more beautiful... So he is unwilling to be intimate with you. After you sleep, he will be intimate with that woman..."
Li Yan once again sweated: Don’t be fooled here, so I won’t be intimate with Xie Yanke.
Just as he thought of this, the handsome girl next to him reached out and poked him on the waist, and smiled silently, her expression full of ridicule. She was obviously laughing at the unclear relationship between Li Yan and Xie Yanke.
Li Yan screamed in his heart.
At this time, Shi Guanyin outside the mirror asked pitifully: "What should I do?"
Shi Guanyin's expression in the mirror suddenly changed, becoming a little hideous and terrifying. She said viciously: "You can't allow women in the world who are more beautiful than you, even if they are just in his mind, you must kill them all... Go, kill that woman and erase her from the world, so you are still the most beautiful. That young man can only be intimate with you..."
Shi Guanyin outside the mirror said in surprise: "No...I can't do such a bad thing..."
Shi Guanyin in the mirror smiled evilly and said, "This is not a bad thing. In order to become the world's number one beauty, all efforts are worth it. Go... Go quickly..."
The Shi Guanyin outside the mirror was shaken. After a few breaths, she finally gritted her teeth and said, "Okay, I'll listen to you, I'll kill that woman now."
Li Yan was shocked: No, wouldn’t this hit Xie Yanke on the head? It’s too unfair to Xie Yanke... No, I have to stop her.
Just as Li Yan thought of this, he suddenly heard the bedroom door open and the figure of Shi Guanyin shot out of the room like a white lightning, so fast that his eyes could hardly see clearly.
Li Yan had no time to think about it, only thinking that Xie Yanke could not be attacked for no reason, so he quickly blocked the door and slapped it out with a palm. Shi Guanyin didn't expect that someone would wait to ambush him at his door, but she had extremely high martial arts skills and didn't take this level of sneak attack seriously, so she slapped her with a palm to greet her.
As soon as the two of them had their fists and palms, Li Yan felt a strong push on his fist, lifted him up, and floated backwards far away. Fortunately, his martial arts foundation was already extraordinary. Huang Yaoshi couldn't even fall him last time. This time, Shi Guanyin's push was not much different. Li Yan turned somersaults in the air and stood firmly.
Just as he was about to adjust his breath and attack again, he saw Shi Guanyin's delicate body flashing in front of him, and instantly slapped out more than a dozen palms, covering his key points. Li Yan was shocked and quickly used the "Mid Clouds and Not Rain" among the eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms. This palm was a relatively strange move among the eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms. Most of the other moves were calm and concise, and attacked the enemy with might. Only this move "Mid Clouds and Not Rain" was more conducive to defense. Li Yan blocked and blocked in an instant, and he didn't know how many palms he took. Every time he received a palm, he was shocked to retreat a few steps. After taking over a dozen palms, he had already retreated from Shi Guanyin's door to the other end of the courtyard. He hit another wall on his back, and he saw that he had no choice but to retreat.
Just when Li Yan was about to get into trouble, a figure suddenly jumped out next to him, waving his palm to attack Shi Guanyin. She was the sister of the thief. Her light skills improved significantly. Compared to when she was a beauty in Baiyu, her light skills had made a leap forward. Her move seemed to turn into a long figure, transforming into an outside, dragging up several afterimages and attacking Shi Guanyin together.
Shi Guanyin frowned and said strangely: "Who?" It turned out that when Li Yan took action just now, she immediately recognized Li Yan. She knew that he was a man who came to stay, but she didn't know that the handsome girl was here. The handsome girl's move made her a little curious, where did such a person come from in my nunnery?
The handsome girl laughed but did not answer, and stepped up her attack.
Shi Guanyin used her right hand to fight Li Yan, and divided her left hand to fight the thief-selling girl. Her hands transformed into a palm shadow, and at the same time she was able to fight the two of them. She was able to speak: "I think who is here? It turned out to be the thief-selling Chu Liuxiang. What are you doing here?"
The thief girl said: "I am chasing a case of floating corpses on the sea. After chasing, I finally found the bodies of Nangong Ling and Miao Seng Wuhua of the Beggars' Gang, but these two people died one after another. If you continue to investigate, you will find that these two people are your sons..."
Shi Guanyin's face changed slightly: "Did you kill my two sons?"
The thief girl shook her head and said, "I never kill anyone. They committed suicide after their conspiracy to subvert the martial arts world was exposed."
Shi Guanyin was not necessarily angry, and said in a faint voice: "Since that's the case, you should commit suicide too." After Yan finished speaking, he changed his moves and instantly attacked seven moves. A person had only two hands. Logically speaking, in a moment, he could only attack two moves at most. Even if the movement was very fast, he could use a few moves in an instant, but these moves should always be in sequence. And when attacking the enemy, there will be only one move that is real, and the others are false moves.
Shi Guanyin is also a human being, and she only has two hands, one of which is still entangled with Li Yan. Logically speaking, at most, she can only use one move at most, but... she is Shi Guanyin! Guanyin Master can transform into Qianhua, especially one of them, which is called Thousand-Handed Guanyin.
At that moment, she seemed to have a few more hands coming out, and at the same time, she attacked the Thunderbolt Soldier's seven moves, which made the Thunderbolt Soldier's throat, eyes, chest, lower abdomen, and all the vital points on her body were shrouded in Shi Guanyin's palm wind. Moreover, these seven moves were all real moves, and none of them was false. If the Thunderbolt Soldier's girl did not dodge or avoid, she would definitely get seven moves at the same time and die miserably.
What a handsome girl, under such a terrifying attack, she still looked calm. She used her superb light skills, dodging and avoiding, and also hit her palms. The handsome girl may not have a deep attack power, and may not have a strange move, but the only word "fast" is her best.
In the blink of an eye, the thief girl dissolved all the seven moves that Shi Guanyin attacked, but there was a trace of sweat on her forehead.
However, the thief girl had just taken all these seven moves, and Shi Guanyin suddenly seemed to have grown ten hands and attacked ten moves at the same time.
"Oh my mom." The handsome girl exclaimed: "After seven moves, I'll have ten moves, and I can't take them anymore." Her body quickly floated back and never dared to take them head-on again.
At the same time, Li Yan also felt that there were ten hands growing behind Shi Guanyin and attacking him ten moves at the same time.
Li Yan's forehead was sweating profusely. Usually, he was sweating by the nonsense of strange girls, but the sweat at this time was caused by the rapid development of true power in a short period of time and was forced into danger. He thought to himself: I'm dizzy, is this book going to turn into a fantasy? How could she have a hand behind her?
Li Yan knew that he could not take these ten moves, and even the handsome thief girl who was good at "fast" could not take it, and it was even more impossible for him to take it.
No matter how you change, I slapped it with just one palm! Hong Qigong's voice seemed to ring in his mind.
Li Yan sank his waist and tied his horse. His right palm drew a semicircle in the air. He pushed forward with a move "Kanglong has sex".
Unfortunately, Li Yan forgot something, let you change everything, I slapped it out with one palm. It was a person with deep skills, and only used to deal with people with shallow skills. For example, when Li Yan used this move to deal with Huo Qingtong who was agile and varied with the "Three-point Sword Technique", it was very effective, but it was used to deal with Shi Guanyin, who had deeper skills and more skillful moves than him, and was completely useless.
Chapter completed!