214 Meng, take off your clothes and look for weapons
(This is the third update)—
Li Yan shouted with a loud voice: "Help, the heroes of the Prince Mu's Mansion, help. Fang Yi sneaked into my room in the middle of the night and wanted to castrate me... Oh my God, what did I do to sorry for her? She wants to treat me like this?"
Fang Yi was sweating profusely. She thought about the current situation carefully. At the middle of the night, she sat in front of someone's bed with a dagger and aimed at her little elephant trunk. If anyone changed her, she would think that she wanted to castrate the other party at the first time. Li Yan's idea was very reasonable.
This is really a scam. Fang Yi wanted to explain, but opened her mouth but didn't say anything. She was here to seduce Li Yan, but how could she have the nerve to say such things? Women seduce men, using their eyes and physical temptations, and even taking off their clothes and throwing them into their arms. But no woman would come to the man and say, "I'm here to seduce you, you'll get to me." No matter how thick-skinned a woman can't say such words.
Fang Yi's mind turned sharply and she thought to herself: What should I do?
At this moment, the door opened with a thud. Shuang'er jumped in first and shouted, "Brother Li Yan, I'm here."
Li Yan's call just now had already been heard, and Shuang'er, who lives next door, rushed in immediately. When she came in, she saw Li Yan standing naked on the bed, covering her lower body with one hand, pointing at Fang Yi with the other hand, and sweating: "Miss Fang, have I done something that both humans and gods have angry with each other? You actually want to castrate me?"
Shuang'er was sweating profusely and said to Fang Yi: "Why do you want to castrate my young master?"
Fang Yi was sweating profusely and forgot to put away the dagger in his hand.
At this time, Li Yuanzhi jumped in again. Seeing this exciting scene, she covered her mouth and laughed. Then the people from Prince Mu's mansion also came to hear the sound, and the little princess and Wu Lisen naturally followed him. Li Yan's small cabin was crowded with people, and everyone looked at Fang Yi with strange eyes.
Wu Lishen is the highest-ranking crowd among the people of Prince Mu's mansion, so of course he has to come forward to solve the problem. He walked between Li Yan and Fang Yi and asked in a deep voice: "What's going on? Fang Yi, why are you standing in front of Li Xiangzhu's bed with a dagger in the middle of the night? What are you going to do? Are you threatened by some bad guy to assassinate Li Xiangzhu?"
Fang Yi said, "I...I...that..."
Wu Lisen asked Li Yan again: "Master Li Xiang, what's wrong?"
Li Yan said: "I was sleeping, but suddenly I woke up and found Fang Yi lifting my quilt in front of my bed, cutting my calf shorts with a dagger, looking at my misjudgment...my thing...I don't know what she is going to do."
All the men present were shocked. In fact, Li Yan didn't need to analyze it again. Any man who is in such an environment would suspect that the woman would have no idea of castrating Li Yan.
Wu Lisen said, "Fang Yi, what's going on? Why do you want to castrate Master Li Xiang? We used to think Master Li Xiang was a eunuch. Today, after learning that Master Li Xiang was a normal person, it was a very happy thing. Not only did you not feel happy for him, but you wanted to turn him into a real eunuch. What was your intention?"
Fang Yi was so anxious that she was about to cry, but she still couldn't explain it. The more people there were, the less she could say it. How could she say something like "I'm here to seduce him" in front of the heroes of the Prince Mu's mansion? Then it really doesn't have to be a human being.
She was wise in a hurry, and threw her apart, pretending to be ashamed and angry as she shouted: "Yes... I'm here to castrate Master Li Xiang, because... because...oh, by the way! Because Master Wu said he would be betrothed the little princess to Master Li Xiang, but the little princess was obviously not ready to get married yet, so I couldn't bear to force the little princess to do what she didn't like, so I wanted to castrate Master Li Xiang."
When everyone in the Prince Mu's mansion heard this, they suddenly realized that this reason was understandable. The little princess and Fang Yi have always had a good relationship, so it is not surprising that Fang Yi did something for the little princess, but this method was not too extreme.
The little princess said innocently: "Oh...Sister Fang, I... Although I am not ready to get married yet, you don't have to castrate Master Li Xiang... If I want to marry again and Master Li Xiang has become a real eunuch, wouldn't that be done?"
Everyone was sweating.
Li Yan was the sweatiest one. He wrapped the quilt around him and asked anxiously: "Oh, what's the situation? What little county is mainly marrying me? Why don't I know at all?"
Fang Yi said: "Uncle Wu said, you are the apprentice of the Lord Chen, the fragrance master of the Heaven and Earth Society, and you are also a hero of the young master, strong martial arts master, outstanding character, and a good match for the little princess, so... after you go back, you plan to ask Prince Mu's mansion to propose marriage to Lord Chen."
Li Yan Khan: "What?"
Wu Lisen nodded beside him and said, "There is indeed such a statement, but the little princess has not agreed yet. I am discussing this matter with the little princess. I originally planned to hide this matter from you. Alas, since Fang Yi has done this, we have to open the skylight and speak loudly."
Li Yan was sweating profusely. He already had a ponytail girl. How could he marry another wife? He quickly said, "It's good if you don't agree. The little princess is golden branches and jade leaves. I am a despicable man in the mountains and fields. We don't have to do it, we don't have to do it!"
It would be fine if he didn't say this, but when he said this, the little princess was unhappy. You should know that a woman is very strange. She was not prepared to marry Li Yan and was hesitating. But Li Yan showed that she didn't want her, but no matter how innocent she was, she couldn't help but feel a little unhappy. She couldn't help thinking: Oh, Master Li Xiang doesn't want me. Does he think I'm not worthy of him? By the way... He said that I was a princess, not a princess, and didn't want to hug me. It was because of my temper that he was willing to hug me.
When the little princess thought of this, she immediately said, "I understand, Lord Li Xiang, you dislike me as just a princess, not a princess, so you don't want to marry me, right? Have you already had a relationship with a certain princess? Woo... I'm just a princess, I'm really sorry for you."
Li Yan Khan: "This is absolutely true."
At this time, Li Yuanzhi next to her couldn't help but think: Mr. Li is really a person with high vision. He only looks at the princess and doesn't even want the princess. Then the daughter of a governor like me is even more hopeless. Fortunately, I haven't fallen in love with him yet, so I have to pay attention in the future.
Wu Lisen saw that there were many people and Li Yan wrapped a blanket again, which was quite indecent. In front of so many people, the little princess's marriage was not suitable, so she shouted: "It's all gone, it's gone, what's the good thing about it?" Everyone in the Prince Mu's mansion had to retreat, and only the six people were left in the cabin, including Li Yan, Shuang'er, Li Yuanzhi, Wu Lisen, Fang Yi, and the little princess.
Wu Lisen pulled Fang Yi over, snatched her dagger, and then scolded: "No matter what you think, if you do such a thing, you must sincerely apologize to Li Xiangzhu and ask for his forgiveness."
Fang Yi looked bitter and gave Li Yan a big gift, and said aggrievedly: "I'm sorry."
Wu Lisen said: "How can an apology be done? You want to be a eunuch. This is a major event more important than life for a man. Hum... the apology is not over yet. You can find a way to get Li Xiangzhu's forgiveness."
Fang Yi nodded pitifully.
Wu Lisen said to the little princess again: "We will always be concerned about whether to marry Master Li Xiang or not, so don't talk about it now."
The little princess pouted pitifully.
Wu Lisen gave Li Yan another big gift and said, "Master Li Xiang, I'm so sorry to disturb your rest tonight. I will discipline these inappropriate juniors in the Mu Mansion. Please have a good rest."
Li Yan thought depressedly: If this happens, how can I rest?
Wu Lisen and two girls retreated. Shuang'er and Li Yuanzhi finished watching the fun and said goodbye. Only Li Yan was left in the cabin. He smiled bitterly for a while, and looked at his broken calf pants. The changed pants had not dried yet, so he had to sleep naked. He suppressed his chaotic thoughts, adjusted his breathing and breathing, and kept Quanzhen's internal strength in a state of cultivation. He was about to fall asleep, but suddenly, he heard the door gently pushed open.
Li Yan looked closely and found that Fang Yi slipped in again.
Li Yan was really angry this time. It wouldn’t be enough for you to castrate me once. If you make such a big noise, you will actually castrate me again for the second time?
He wanted to get up, click Fang Yi and hand her over to Wu Lisen, but then he thought: It's not appropriate. If I get up, click over to hand her over to Wu Lisen, then Wu Lisen would criticize her at most, let's forget it. This woman might turn around and plot against me again. I have to teach her a lesson, otherwise she would come to castrate me every night. Wouldn't that be very troublesome?
Thinking of this, Li Yan was not in a hurry to get up. He lay on the bed pretending to be asleep, and meditated: When I waited for you to arrive at my bed and took out a dagger to cut my words, I pretended to turn over in my dream, avoid the vital points, and let you cut yourself, see if you dare to attack me.
He closed his eyes and opened a line to see something faintly, but when others looked at him, they thought his eyes were closed.
I saw Fang Yi gently touching the bed, and Li Yan sneered in his heart: You bad woman, as long as you take out a dagger, I will let you stab yourself a hole.
However, this time Fang Yi did not take out the dagger again, and she suddenly began to take off her skirt. The simple long skirt slipped off from her body, and then the petticoat, bellyband, underwear... In a short while, she actually took off herself without a trace. Li Yan could see her tight belly, slender legs, slightly erect hills, and delicate collarbone... Although her figure was not as bulging as the royal sister, she had a kind of beauty like a young girl with a decade of flowers and a bright person.
Li Yan Daqi: What's the situation? Didn't she come to castrate me? Why did she take off her clothes? Didn't her dagger be held in her close-fitting place after Wu Lisen took over her dagger, and now she is taking off her clothes and looking for weapons?
Chapter completed!