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No. 108 Meng, nerdy girl Duan Yu joins the team

(This is the second guaranteed guarantee today. Hehe, brothers, I'll go to bed first. I'll wake up tomorrow morning and meet the conditions mentioned in the listing speech. I'll add them immediately according to the conditions and never break my promise. Welcome to read

Li Yan giggled and said, "There will always be someone joining. Senior Sister Zhang Ji, are you from the Wudang Sect?"

The sick girl shook her head weakly: "No, how could a patient like me be from Wudang? I am a naughty child that no one wants."

Li Yan was puzzled in his heart: "Your father is not Zhang Wuxia Zhang Cuishan from the Wudang Sect?"

The sick girl smiled and said, "Li Yan really loves to joke. Zhang Cuishan, the five heroes of the Wudang Sect, is obviously a young woman and has not yet been married. How can she be my father? My mother is a little bit small, and my mother is Jin..." At this point, she quickly stopped and did not continue.

Li Yan thought to himself: It seems that Zhang Ji in this plane is not the child of Zhang Cuishan of Wudang. Maybe it’s just like Guo Jing and Yang Kang’s life experience has changed, and Zhang Ji has also changed. Her words “My mother is Jin…” mean that her mother is Xie Xun, the Golden Lion King? This is possible.

Li Yan counted his thoughts, but said, "Senior sister has no sect anyway, how about joining me?"

The sick girl smiled and said, "I am not only unable to practice martial arts, but may also fall to the ground and die at any time. What is the use of you calling me into the sect? Not only can I help you revitalize the sect, but I will drag you back. Maybe one day I will die suddenly from a cold poison, and you will have to waste a lot of funeral expenses."

Li Yan said seriously: "I believe that the senior sister's cold poison will definitely be eliminated. You will definitely be a general in my sect by then. Anyway, there is no other sect in your state, so come to me."

The sick girl tilted her head and thought for a while. She said softly: "It's okay, anyway, I'm a naughty child that no one wants. Let's support the sect of Li Yan."

Li Yan was overjoyed: Haha, I found the treasure. Sure enough, I can only pick up some gold, but others don’t know it is gold.

The story of Li Yan's spoof "Flying Snow Shooting White Deer in the Sky, Laughing Books and Heroes Leaning on the Green Mandarin" recruiting disciples spread throughout Heimu Cliff. The opening ceremony was already lively. Not only were the students from Heimu Cliff, but also many students' parents, as well as people from the martial arts world who were watching the fun, the righteous and evil sects, and various characters filled the campus. A small news could be spread throughout the campus immediately and even throughout the martial arts world.

After a while, there were people standing in front of Li Yan's stall, all of whom came to watch.

Li Yan saw Lu Qingdu at a glance. He stood in front of Li Yan's stall and sneered: "The sect built by a waste is so funny... Your sect can also recruit disciples. I, Lu Qingdu, only eat half a pound of toilet paper."

Li Yan smiled and said, "Oh, I'm so sorry for the toilet paper. It's going to get into your stomach. The toilet paper will get dirty when it gets stained by the soup and water in your stomach. This sect has just recruited a disciple. Senior Zhang Ji from the high school department has agreed to join this sect."

"What?" Lu Qingdu was shocked.

Some people in the crowd really recognized Zhang Ji, and some whispered from behind: "The woman who looks very gentle sitting behind Li Yan is Zhang Ji. She doesn't know how to do kung fu, only knows medical skills... and has cold poison, and she will be scattered every few days and may die at any time. She is a famous waste in high school."

Lu Qingdu was very angry and said quickly: "I have something to do, let's take a step first."

"Slow down." Li Yan hummed, "Eat half a pound of toilet paper before leaving."

Lu Qingdu said with a cold face: "This doesn't count. Zhang Ji is a famous waste, he can't count as a human being. She doesn't count as a member of your sect."

Li Yan spread his hands and suddenly said to Lu Qingdu behind his back: "Senior Sister Qiu Chuji, come and judge, is Senior Sister Zhang Ji considered a human?"

Lu Qingdu was startled, but immediately thought: "Senior Qiu Chuji is recruiting students in front of the small stall of Quanzhen Sword Sect, so how could he come here?" So he snorted coldly without looking back: "Self-telling Sister Qiu Chuji's name is to scare me, I'm afraid."

As soon as he finished speaking, someone grabbed the back of his neck. When he looked back, he saw that the person carrying him was a Taoist robe and a heroic Qiu Chuji. He heard Qiu Chuji say coldly: "I heard that Guo Jing and Yang Kang, who are in this small sect, are also in this small sect, so he came to congratulate him on opening the sect, but saw you speak loudly here."

Lu Qingdu was so scared that one Buddha was born and the two Buddhas ascended to heaven. Although Qiu Chuji was young, he had a very high status in the Quanzhen Sect. She was a disciple of Wang Chongyang, the head of Quanzhen Sect, and one of the seven sons of Quanzhen. Zhao Zhijing, the master of Lu Qingdu, who worshipped in Quanzhen Sect, was the disciple of Wang Chuyi, among the seven sons of Quanzhen Sect. In other words... he counted as two generations lower than the monk Chuji.

Lu Qingdu was so scared that Quan Zhen was trembling and said quickly: "Uncle Master..."

"Hmph!" Qiu Chuji snorted coldly: "Hurry up and apologize to senior Zhang Ji, and then eat half a pound of toilet paper. Our children in the world say something like splashed out of water, and it is impossible to take it back."

Lu Qingdu dared not resist at all, and came over with a bitter face to apologize to Zhang Ji: "Senior sister, I was wrong. Don't take what I said just now to heart."

The sick girl Zhang Ji is nothing. She is gentle and doesn't care if she is scolded by others. She even smiles at him. Li Yan next to her smiled sarcastically. Although she said nothing, Lu Qingdu felt that her face was like burning and she couldn't take her face down.

Under Qiu Chuji's surveillance, he found half a pound of toilet paper and ate it in front of everyone. He was in great pain. There were laughter from time to time around. Of course, they were all ridiculing Lu Qingdu for his miserable appearance in eating toilet paper, but Li Yan couldn't pity him at all. This guy should suffer such a loss in order to know how to be a human being.

Qiu Chuji came over and said a few happy words to Guo Jing and Yang Kang, asking them to practice hard in the sect and be a good person. Then he said a few happy words to Li Yan, "Gangmaster Li is all the best, congratulations on getting rich" and then left.

She came here to fight like this, and the onlookers looked at Li Yan's sect with a different look, and they all thought to themselves: It turns out... this small sect, which is "Flying snow and shooting white deer in the sky, and laughing at the book, is somewhat intimate with the Quanzhen Sword Sect. If someone deals with them, the Quanzhen Sword Sect might help.

But even though I think this way, no one is willing to join this sect. Don’t they know to join the Quanzhen sect directly? Why bother to come to this sect to suffer?

The onlookers expressed their feelings of watching the excitement and continued to surround Li Yan's stall, all of whom were scattered and sarcastic.

At this time, a group of well-dressed people were squeezed into the crowd. It was the Duan family in Dali Country and his party. The one who walked in front was naturally the only beloved daughter of Prince Duan of Dali Country, Duan Yu, a nerd girl, followed by a large group of generals. She held a paper fan in her hand and slapped her gently, asking the people next to her: "There are so many people watching here, but I don't know what they are watching?"

A good person immediately introduced to her: "A few third-grade students here have built a sect called "Flying Snow Shooting White Deer in the Sky, and the Laughing Book God Heroes Relying on Biyuan". The sect's name is smelly and long, and the people in the sect are all weird people. The leader is a doctor who knows martial arts, a zither girl who knows martial arts, a gambling stick who knows martial arts, and a Khitan dog that no one wants... Tsk tsk, this sect's future is worrying, and everyone is watching jokes here."

After hearing this, the nerd girl turned up straight and said seriously: "Well. What a poem! The flying snow shot white deer in the sky, and the laughing book hero leaning on the green mandarin orange. What a poem, this sect is interesting."

She gently shook the paper fan on her hand, walked to Li Yan, and asked with a smile: "Is this the leader of the gang?"

Li Yan smiled and said, "That's right, I'm the leader of the gang."

The nerdy girl said, "I heard that the Guigang has collected many gang members who do not know martial arts. People like me who do not like to learn martial arts and only like reading and reading Buddhist scriptures, don't you know if the Guigang will collect it?"

Li Yan was overjoyed and thought to himself: Isn’t this nonsense? You are one of the male protagonists of the Tianlong Bashu. Who do I accept you if I don’t? The word “Tian” in the name of my gang, which is the “Tian” of Feixue Liantian Shooting White Deer is the Tianlong Bashu.”

Li Yan immediately put on a serious expression and said, "The purpose of this sect is to have love! As for whether you know martial arts, it doesn't matter at all."

The nerdy girl was overjoyed and said, "When it comes to love, I am the best at it. I want to join your gang. I will declare first that I don't know martial arts, I only have love."

After the nerd girl said something, a scream came from behind. It turned out that her generals were screaming: "Princess, you can't give up on yourself like this."

"Princess, please learn martial arts well."

"Princess, joining this gang will learn bad things."

"Princess, we can join the Quanzhen Sect or the Wudang Sect, why bother to come to this small sect?"

The nerdy girl looked straight and hummed, "You guys go back and tell her parents that I will be able to join this gang."

The generals cried and screamed in pain.

The onlookers also gasped and thought: What is the reason why Duan is going to do in Dali? Unexpectedly, Duan also made such disdain for his children.

Some students had been cursing for nerd girls, but when they saw that she had joined that sect, they threatened to not learn martial arts. These deliberately cursing for others also retreated one after another and disappeared.

The nerdy girl was so happy that she was quiet. She walked behind Li Yan and sat down. The ponytail girl was sitting next to her. She looked at Qiao Feng a few times. For some reason, she felt very close at first glance. A feeling of wanting to make friends with the ponytail girl burst out from her heart, saying, "This sister, I like you very much. How about we become sworn sisters?"

The ponytail girl was shocked. She was a Khitan and was inferior. She could not easily become sworn brothers. She quickly said, "This is not very convenient. I am a Khitan, and the whole school knows it."

The nerdy girl said, "What does the relationship between the Khitans? I am a Dali person. We are not from the Song Dynasty and are just right to be sworn. Look at me, a Dali person, who is in a bunch of Han people, how lonely you are. You and I are not Han people, so be close."

The ponytail girl smiled bitterly and said, "I'm not used to becoming sworn brothers with people I don't know much."

The nerdy girl smiled and said, "It's okay, I'm used to it."

Ponytail girl: "…"

The nerdy girl dragged her down and pulled her into the woods behind her: "Let's go, go and be sworn brothers."

"don't want!"

"Let's go, we're sworn."

"No, help me."

Li Yan turned around and looked at these two live treasures, and his heart was sweating profusely. What kind of demon moth is he making trouble?

In the next half day, no one came to join Li Yan's sect. Time froze in the evening, and the students and parents began to leave school. Before dark, all people outside the school must leave, otherwise they would be expelled by the Oriental girl by force. That was not a joke. The parents held their children's hands and urged them to practice martial arts well, and then reluctantly walked out of the school gate.

After Duan Yu's family members cried bitterly, they returned to Dali to report their lives, and the heroes of the Shanzong also said goodbye to Yuan Chengzhi.
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