First update

Li Yan's tragedy had just begun. A large group of girls wearing brothel costumes walked to the street, with two mothers walking in front of them. This was so arrogant. People who didn't know what happened would think that it was a brothel that brought all the girls to the street to show off and increase the reputation of brothels. This is not uncommon by the Qinhuai River. For example, two days ago, the girls in Yihongyuan lined up a square formation in front of the building and danced a dance neatly. It is said that the turnover of Yihongyuan increased by 30% after this incident.

A scholar walked to Li Yan with a fan and asked with a smile: "Brother, which brothel are you from? I have been living by the Qinhuai River for many years, and all the girls with names are recognized, but I have never seen any of the girls behind you. Could it be that they just moved here?"

Li Yan rolled his eyes angrily, "We are not a brothel."

The scholar was shocked: "Isn't it? I thought you were the turtle man in this brothel!"

Li Yan sweated loudly: "Damn it!" He kicked the scholar into the Qinhuai River. Unexpectedly, the scholar was not annoyed and laughed in the water. A pleasure boat came to the side. Several brothel girls pulled the scholar onto the boat. The scholar slapped the wet fan twice, then plunged into the girls' arms, enjoying endless tenderness.

Li Yan felt a little worried. Who is this person? He is really the kind of a romantic and talented man.

Someone who had a good thing came out and answered: "That's Mr. Tang Bohu."

Li Yan: “…”

A rather polite man like Tang Bohu, a group of rude men dealt with completely different ways. He rushed up and wanted to take away the girl he liked. Unfortunately, these girls were all monsters. The one with the worst martial arts skills could kill the head of the second-rate sect in the Central Plains in seconds. It was really not possible for anyone to hug him. Li Yan was too lazy to take action, and he heard "Ouch" and "Ouch" screams kept ringing, and several people flew up, crossed the crowd of onlookers, and fell into the Qinhuai River.

Large white splashes of water splashed in the river, and several fish jumped up with the splashes, full of beauty.

After dispelling these unopposed harassers, Li Yan thought it was okay. However, the onlookers ahead suddenly separated, and a large group of men in blue outfits ran out. The group of people were obviously from the world. The leader was a bit righteous. The serious-looking leader actually shouted: "This group of girls are good-looking, arrest them all for their masters."

When Li Yan heard this, his nose was crooked. There were such people in his country who bully men and domineering men. What kind of sect is so arrogant and catch girls in broad daylight? Is there any other way to the king?

The man in blue dress surrounded him. Then he began to fly out like the group of people just now. With a wave of his hand, a man fell into the river. Another man fell into the river with a kick. Another man fell into the river. The Qinhuai River was like dumplings, falling into the river.

In the end, only the leader was left standing.

The leader was not afraid and said loudly: "Don't rely on his martial arts skills and think that we can't do anything to you. My master's martial arts are superb and invincible in the world. Once he takes action, all of you women will be put on the same end. You follow him only to have the benefits and no harm. There is no point in resisting. Come with me obediently!"

After hearing this, Li Yan was even more angry. He was so skilled in martial arts. He dared to catch girls in the street? I promise not to beat you to death! His body flashed and rushed over. The boss felt a blur in front of him, and his neck was picked up by someone.

Li Yan said viciously: "Which gang is you from? Who is your master? You dare to force a robbery of a girl, but I know I have to beat him into a pig's head."

The leader was still not afraid of being trapped in the opponent. He hummed and said proudly: "I can't eat at night when I say it. I am the rudder of Feixue Liantian Shooting White Deer. The laughing book god Yibi Yuan Jinling branch. My master is the Emperor of Song Li Yan. I am afraid of being the emperor's selection of girls? The world is my master, and all the women in the world are naturally my master. I am not a forced robbery of the people, but can only be called choosing a wise man for the country..."

Li Yan was shocked, I'll go!

"Are you scared?" the leader hummed, "Take the girl in hand, and don't kill her if you give up the gun."

"Go your egg!" Li Yan kicked the leader into the river with one kick.

The onlookers were shocked and some people screamed: "Someone is rebelling!"

"Someone beats the emperor's people!"

"Public enemy!"

"Social sinner!"

Countless rotten watermelons, rotten tomatoes and rotten eggs flew over... It seems that Li Yan is an emperor who is very popular with the people. He has brought a good life to the people and defeated the robbers in the north. He is the most loved by the people in the Song Dynasty for hundreds of years. Now, the wise emperor is a beautiful girl. Some people are obstructing such a trivial matter. Uncle can tolerate it and aunt can't bear it. Uncle and aunt can't bear it. Anyway, neither uncle nor aunt can tolerate it, so they smash this girl with the rotten eggs to death.

Li Yan finally understood the principle that people are water, and kings are boats. Water can carry boats and can also overturn boats. He was a magnificent martial arts practitioner and was basically a person who entered the immortal sect with half his feet. He was unable to resist the rotten eggs thrown by the people. It was too dense, and it was like a heavy rain of rotten eggs. When the heavy rain passed, his whole body was smelly.

If these people were bad guys, Li Yan killed them with a gust of swords. But they were all good people, so Li Yan had to lower his head pitifully to the people: "Don't smash it, I'm wrong, can't I be wrong? I'll give all these girls to the emperor tonight, so that he can enjoy them all, and he will do whatever he wants. He will do whatever he wants. I'm so good?"

The people gave up and hummed, "You know your appearance!"

As a qualified emperor, of course, he had to satisfy the simplest wishes of the people. That night, Li Yan had to fulfill his promise to the people. He must not be a fake leader who speaks beautifully but does not do things for the people.

The girls were arranged in eighteen ways, and there were so many people. Although the waist bones would no longer be clattering after becoming a martial arts practitioner, it was already dawn after all the girls. Without a good rest, the circles of their eyes turned black. Now give Li Yan a bamboo, and he hugs and chews it twice. You will definitely not know whether he is a human or a panda.

Of course, this is not the most tragic. After leaving Jinling, he moved northward and encountered officials and gangs who came out to "select for the country" on the road. As a result, the same thing happened repeatedly. In order to satisfy the eager expectations of the people, Emperor Li Yan and Li had to work hard every night. He is really the best emperor. Looking at the five thousand years, no emperor has ever thought about the people more than him.

The hero Xiao Qiushui stood by a river and looked north...

On the other side of the river is the territory of Mongolia, and on this side of the river is the land of the Song Dynasty. This land was from the Jin Dynasty a month ago, but with Yue Fei's fighting, this territory already belonged to the Song Dynasty.

In just a few months, the Jin Kingdom became the dust of history and no longer existed.

The Power Gang once said that the Song Dynasty was destroyed in March and the Jin Dynasty was destroyed in three years, but in fact, the Power Gang was wrong in the estimate. The Song Dynasty, which integrated the power of the whole world, took only a few months to destroy the Jin Kingdom. The speed was far beyond the expectations of the Power Gang.

Xiao Qiushui drew out the ancient sword and sang the song. The bronze ancient sword was covered with mottled green rust patterns, showing a heavy feeling. He pointed to the opposite side of the river and sighed: "When can we attack that side? My sword already wants to drink the enemy's blood, my sword is already hungry and thirsty..."

"Boss!" Zuo Qiu Chaoran suddenly said, "Your ancient sword has never been drunk from beginning to end. Didn't you use another Qingfeng sword to cut people?"

Xiao Qiushui was so embarrassed: "The ancient sword Changge is an antique. Do you know the antique? This is an ancient bronze sword. Although it looks good, it is not sharp. It is unscientific to use it to chop people. Of course, I have to change the Qingfeng sword to cut it."

"Then you're just talking nonsense!" Zuo Qiu Chaoran expressed dissatisfaction.

Xiao Qiushui said sadly: "This is artistic conception. Do you understand the artistic conception? Du Mu once said, "The 480 temples in the Southern Dynasties... Are there any 480 temples? If there is one more or one less, should he ban his poems using the reason that his writing does not conform to historical facts?"

Tang Rou spread her hands and said, "Boss, you don't know. Liu Zongyuan was arrested a few days ago. He wrote a poem saying 'Birds fly to the sky'. As a result, an official from the Cultural Bureau said that there was obviously a bird in the mountains that had not flown away, and it was not clear! His writing was not true, and now he was checked for the water meter."

Xiao Qiushui was shocked: "The reason for such a bunker?"

Zuo Qiu Chaoran shook his head and said, "I know one more. Xin Qiji wrote a poem saying 'The east wind bloomed thousands of flowers and trees at night', and I don't need to say anything... Xin Qiji is still in prison now."

Xiao Qiushui was sweating profusely: "Can you still write a time travel novel?"

Deng Yuhan said coldly: "No!"

Xiao Qiushui said with a big sweat: "Then I can write Xiao Huangwen, right?"

Zuo Qiu Chaoran shook his head and said, "It's not possible to write. A few days ago, a poet wrote a sentence of 'Stop the car and loves the maple forest late', and he was imprisoned for ten years on the charge of hindering weathering."

Xiao Qiushui depressedly inserted Gu Jian Changge back into the scabbard and said, "Forget it, I won't be the writer's bowl of rice in this life."

Tang Rou smiled and said, "You can't eat it even if you want to."

As the four of them were chatting here, Xiao Qiushui's brows suddenly frowned: "What's wrong, there is a sound of clothes falling across the river, many people are running away, and many people are chasing behind... coming towards us... so fast, as fast as flying."

Tang Judo said: "Boss, you are using exaggerated descriptions again, are you?"

As soon as Tang Rou finished speaking, Qi Changzheng hugged Feng Xinglie, the two of them fell out of the woods, followed by Han Bai, with Qin Mengyao who was seriously injured on his back, followed by Yangzhou Twin Dragons who were seriously injured on his back, and finally the Rain Sword Waves Flip Clouds behind... (To be continued...)
Chapter completed!