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0093 A boring joke

Xiao Yu woke up within three hours after all night. This is a habit that has been developed for many years.

Today is no exception. But this time I didn’t wake up naturally, but was called out by someone - Diana.

"Boss, why are you calling me up so early?" Xiao Yu lay on the bed, Diana stood beside the bed, and she was wearing a pink nightgown. The skirt was obviously a bit short, and the hem could only cover one-third of her thighs. The rest was so naked-exposed in front of Xiao Yu. The fair and delicate skin made Xiao Yu want to pounce on him and take a bite.

"I want to go back to school." Diana said while sitting on Xiao Yu's computer chair.

"Let's go back, just shouting me up for this? I'm sure." Xiao Yu was facing inward when he slept. He said as he wanted to turn his body around, but he felt something was wrong. He turned back halfway.

"I want you to accompany me back," Diana said again.

"Ah? I'll accompany you?"

"What? Isn't it possible?"

"Okay, of course, what about going back? Where is Ji-eun?"

Diana: "She is sleeping and she doesn't get off the line at around 5 o'clock this morning. She rarely goes all night long."

"Isn't you the same? Girls should stay up late less, otherwise they will prone to aging prematurely."

"It's okay, I'm used to it. I'm going to [Skull Cave] tonight? I'm only level 15, is it enough?" Diana got involved in the game again.

Xiao Yu: "It's not enough to reasonably say, but it depends on who leads the team, don't worry."

Diana: "Then you have to protect me and don't let me hang up."

"No problem, you can't even die if I die. That... if you want to go back to school, should you go back and change your clothes?"

"Well, I'll go and change now."

Watching Diana walk out of the bedroom, Xiao Yu pressed her neck with her hand, and just now she turned her head and said, which made him very tired. She would have to get cramps when chatting like this for a while.

"Mad, men are really troublesome. They will be hard when they wake up every day. What's the use of this thing being too big? Just be thicker, it's not that long..." Xiao Yu stared at his lower body and muttered helplessly.

Fortunately, when I was sleeping, I was facing inward, otherwise Diana would have been embarrassed to see it. Xiao Yu tried his best to be lucky, and the Optimus Prime under her crotch slowly softened.

...

"I really hope it's summer all year round." Walking on the street, Xiao Yu had no choice but to help Diana hold up the sun umbrella.

"Why do you say that?" Diana wore a denim skirt and a white T-shirt on her upper body. Through the thin clothes, the pink underwear that wrapped her chest was faintly visible.

"Girls wear less in summer, men have good looks." Xiao Yu said as he looked around.

Diana smiled: "Men are all virtuous and lustful!"

"Well, that's true." Xiao Yu nodded and admitted: "But, then again, isn't a woman walking on the street wearing beautiful clothes to show it to men? If the man doesn't appreciate it, she will also feel boring. Despair and suicide may not be possible, but disappointment and sadness are inevitable."

Diana shrugged: "The fallacy, it is natural for girls to love beauty. Wearing beautiful clothes is because they feel comfortable. I never thought of dressing up myself deliberately to please others. Nowadays, men look at you with lust, and I feel nauseous when I think of this."

Xiao Yu: "That's because you haven't met someone you like. Once you meet, your ideas will completely change. Women are tolerating themselves. Can you understand this?"

Diana thought for a while: "Maybe, what about you? Judging from your old and arrogant look, you should be quite old, right? Do you have a girlfriend?"

Xiao Yu: "It has been."

Diana: "What about now?"

Xiao Yu: "I lost all."

Diana: "Haha, is the name in your game the meaning?"

Xiao Yu: "Well, I will win it back sooner or later."

Diana looked at Xiao Yu's serious look and couldn't tell whether he was joking.

"What kind of girl do you like?" Diana asked again.

Xiao Yu: "Just look good."

Diana: "What about the others?"

Xiao Yu: "Honestly, don't lie to me!"

...

The distance from the apartment to the school is not far. Xiao Yu accompanied Diana to chat and arrived soon.

On the way, Xiao Yu also understood why Diana asked her to accompany her, three words: be a coolie!

Diana is already a senior student. School started just a few days ago. Since it was the last year of four years of college, there were very few courses. In order to facilitate games, she wanted to move some gifts from the dormitory into the apartment area and prepare to live in the apartment for a long time in the future. The main thing she brought Xiao Yu to carry the bag.

Walking on campus, watching couples walking together with each other with their arms around, Xiao Yu looked at them with his eyes without hesitation. He was so envious. It was good to go to college, carefree, and he could also fall in love. However, he soon discovered another problem: the girls in this school looked really ugly.

He is looking at others, and others are looking at him. It is not uncommon for a Chinese boy to walk with a foreign girl, but if the gap between them is too big, the eyes of the people around him will change.

There is no need to say more about Diana's beauty, it is a typical one that is both male and female.

But Xiao Yu's image is really unsatisfactory. He wears sunglasses and cigarette curls in his mouth. His hair is messy, like a hen's nest that was ravaged by a wild dog. He is wearing a pair of street slippers that cost 10 yuan under his feet. The jeans on his lower body have faded because they are washed too much. The black T-shirt on his upper body seems a little small, and it is like a ragged rag wrapped around him. Only the sun parasol in his hand is quite beautiful, and he just fits the set with the beauties around him.

"A flower is inserted into cow dung!" A couple who couldn't stand it deliberately muttered when they passed by Xiao Yu.

"That's better than those who don't have flowers and have a dog-tail grass." Xiao Yu's reply was loud and loud, and Diana was so angry that she twisted his arm hard.

"Who did you say?" the couple stopped after hearing the sound.

"What do you think?" Xiao Yu also stopped. He turned around and looked up and down at the couple in front of him. The man was 1.75 meters tall and very thin. He looked like Brother Monkey in the new version of Journey to the West. The girl holding his hand was at least two thicker than him. She had three or four large and small swimming rings on her waist, looking like Zhu Bajie's sister.

This Monkey Brother didn't see Xiao Yu clearly before. Now when he looked at him face to face, the guy with sunglasses in front of him was really big. Although he was dressed sloppy, his body was very standard. He was over 1.8 meters tall, his muscles on his chest were bulging and his arms were thick like the hind legs of a maroon horse. Compared with him, he was not a heavyweight at all.

"Honey, let's go quickly. I'm in a hurry to buy a skirt. If it's too late, they'll close the door."

The little pig girl beside Brother Monkey also saw the difference between the two. The guy in front of him looked like a gangster. If you really want to start, you can only see from your physical appearance that Brother Monkey is definitely not a match for this guy.

Looking at the couple who left in disappointment, Diana poked Xiao Yu in the arm: "Looking at how fierce you were just now, do you really want to fight with someone?"

Xiao Yu smiled and said, "How can I do it? Am I that kind of person?"

"But that girl is so fat that she dares to wear skirts. I really admire her courage." Diana remembered what Pig Girl said just now.

"What would happen if you were as fat as her?" Xiao Yu asked curiously.

Diana: "Jump into the sea and commit suicide!"

The dormitory building of international students is not far from the school gate. This is a six-story square European building. The quaint architectural decoration style makes Xiao Yu think of the noble castles described in the knight's novel when he sees it.

"What I like most about this school is this dormitory building for international students." Diana sighed.

"I'll build one for you in the future." Xiao Yu said casually, and then added: "In the game."

"I was scared, I thought it was in reality." Diana said with a smile.

Xiao Yu: "In reality? In reality, it is not impossible."

"Haha, do you know how much the building is worth?"

"No matter how high the value is, it is created by people and others can do it, why can't I?" Xiao Yu said lightly.

Diana turned her head and looked at Xiao Yu.

"What's wrong? Why do you look at me with this kind of look? Don't believe it?"

Diana shook her head: "It's not that she doesn't believe it, but that she's unrealistic, at least based on what we're doing now..."

"What if I could?" Xiao Yu interrupted Diana: "I mean, if I rely on the income from the game, can I build such a castle in reality?"

"Then..." Diana thought for a moment, and suddenly smiled mischievously: "I'll marry you!"

Xiao Yu stared at Diana's eyes for a while, and smiled: "Okay, this is what you said, it's a matter of your opinion! Don't regret it!"

"Well, I will never regret it!"

This is a joke, it was just a joke. At least Diana thinks it is a joke, but what about Xiao Yu?

"Sorry, this is a dedicated apartment for international students. Chinese students and other idle personnel are not allowed to go upstairs." When Xiao Yu arrived at the door of the apartment, he was about to follow Diana upstairs when a young security guard in uniform stopped him.

"What is this?" Xiao Yu frowned and looked at Diana beside him.

"I want to move something out. He is my friend and is here to help me carry my luggage. Can I make it easier?" Xiao Yu heard from Diana's words that the security guard was not deliberately making things difficult for him.

"Then, come and register, the longest time cannot exceed half an hour."

Following the security guard to the guard room, Xiao Yu picked up a pen on the table and started filling in his information in a yellow notebook.

At this moment, a person walked out of the room in the guard room. The man was wearing a security suit, slightly shorter than the one just now: "Xiao Wang, what time was the time to play last night? Have you gained anything? Where is 007? Haven't you come yet?"

"No, he got all night yesterday, probably haven't gotten up yet." The security guard named Xiao Wang replied while telling Xiao Yu how to fill in the registration information.

"This kid is so lucky. He just played the game of Red Martial Arts for two days. He is still at level 15. I still use level 5 blue equipment. Oh, the equipment in the game of Shenjie is so difficult to fight." The security guard who came out later complained.

"You can pull it down. His weapon was not explosive, it was given by someone else."

"I'm given it by someone else? Damn, who? Who is so generous? Even Hongwu can give him? I'll just say that with his character, he can make a big green outfit and burn incense. Now he has a level 15 Hongwu. Is there a system program problem?"

"He took a good job and helped others become an undercover agent in the 'pest' family. The clan leader took him to make a copy and then gave it to him..."

Hearing this, Xiao Yu and Diana looked at the security guard named Xiao Wang together.

"Brother Security, are you also playing the God of Tribulation?" Xiao Yu asked with a smile.

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