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0056 Painful family

If everyone had the spirit and perseverance of Xiao Crescent's house to lift the tiles, I believe there would be no job in this world that is not bad!

——Xiao Yu said.

After the alliance was successful, Xiao Yu thought the matter was over, but he didn't know that your father sent a friend to apply before his death—

bite!

System prompt: [Before your father dies] send you a friend application.

Xiao Yu looked at this prompt and looked straight at Kaba. He was about to die, so why would he add friends?

After clicking on the agreement, your father sent a message before his death, saying that people from the two families would add friends to each other so that they would not be injured in the future.

This guy makes sense. Many people in the game don’t like to put their family names on their heads. There are two reasons for doing this. Some people do not leave their names for learning from Lei Feng to do good deeds, and more people do not leave any traces when doing bad deeds, so as not to cause trouble to the family gang.

Just as I promised that your father had died, the system prompt sound immediately!

bite!

System prompt: [Virgin Leg Lift] Send you a friend application!

The virgin raised his leg? Isn’t this the holy doctor with the highest winning rate in the gambling martial arts field? I didn’t expect that she and your father were from the same family before they died.

I clicked on the agreement and sent a message immediately.

One leg of the virgin: "Hello Brother Guang, I am from the rural credit union. My dad asked me to add your friend and I will take care of you in the future."

"You're welcome." Xiao Yu replied casually. This guy's name is so unique. I don't know if it's a man or a woman.

Although "Divine Tribulation" is a one-person, one card, one ID card, one, it is only limited to virtual mode. If you don't wear virtual glasses and only use the mouse and keyboard to operate, you can use other people's accounts to play. So Xiao Yu thinks that a woman should not have such a perverted name. This virgin may be a man when she raises her legs.

bite!

System prompt: [Excellently untied] Send you a friend application!

Understand others? Is he good at disguising others? Xiao Yu was speechless and still called for agreement.

He is good at disguising himself: "Brother Guang, my father asked me to report to you, Brother Guang is mighty, long live Brother Guang!"

Xiao Yu: "It's easy to say, it's easy to say~"

bite!

System prompt: [This is a big breast cover] Send you a friend application!

"..." The female lead is the female lead again! Xiao Yu feels that my 8,000-year-old civilization of China will be destroyed in the hands of these guys.

This is a big breasted cover: "Brother Guang, I'm here to report, I'll take care of you in the future. I'll keep it for me if I have good equipment. I won't ask for anything in vain. I'll do everything for massage, massage, back knocking, foot massage, and special services are available on call. I'll leave you a mobile phone number and call me if you have something to do: 10086~"

bite!

System prompt: [All the best friends to be allowed] send you a friend application!

Still agree!

"Brother Guang, my father asked me to add your friend and praise you for being so good. I will protect me in the future. Oh, woman, being beautiful is also a sin. People want to ride me every day, so I am really confused."

bite!

System prompt: [See Jun’s Day with a stripped clothes] Send you a friend application!

bite!

System prompt: [My Tesi Bangmei] sends you a friend application!

bite!

System prompt: [I am a monk to remove the membrane and comfort the Tao] send you a friend application!

...

"It turns out that the text can be ruined like this?"

One strange name after another sent Xiao Yu a friend to apply for it. Although there are cases of spoofing his game ID in major games, it is rare to summon so many "bad" players into a family.

After clicking all the agreement, Xiao Yu wiped his cold sweat in secret. Fortunately, he didn't add the other party's family just now, otherwise his reputation would have been lost.

However, even if you are allies with such a group of guys, you have to be careful in the future. People rely on clothes and horses rely on saddles. A good name can leave a good impression on people, but these guys don’t have to expect. Once the name is bright, you will be lucky if you don’t get a beat.

Especially a guy's ID is called [Male Gobi]. How do you say this name is called? How do you call him when others want to call him? Should you call your mother? Or Gobi? Or Gobi?

There is another guy called [Die Da Wubo] (Da Da Wubo). The four words that are on the teacher’s mouth in primary school geography classes are now being harmed like this. Even if it is sex education, there is no need for a geography teacher to teach it.

Xiao Yu stared at the group of monsters that appeared in his friend column, and really thought about it and deleted them all.

At this moment, Xiao Yueya sent a message.

"Dear, where is it?"

"The Battle Arena."

"Oh, guess where am I?"

“On the roof.”

"Damn, how do you know??"

"I am the patriarch of the family. I know very well who does what in the family. How can I not know about this little thing when you practice high jump in the blacksmith shop?" Xiao Yu began to brag.

"No way! The patriarch still has this ability?" Xiao Yueya believed it.

After finishing the dungeon, Xiao Yu asked everyone to move freely, she ran back to her family to practice light skills. She didn't tell anyone about this. She didn't want to surprise Xiao Yu until she jumped onto the roof of the blacksmith shop. But he guessed it.

"What do you think? This is the benefit of the patriarch. The roof also jumped up. If you are bored, I will take you out for a walk?"

"No! I have to practice more. Not only the blacksmith shop, but also the other houses. I will go up and take a look at them tonight. If my aunt doesn't climb all the houses, I won't go offline!"

Xiao Yu: “…”

There are more than ten houses on the family map, each one is more than ten meters. For players who only know how to be a junior light skill, it is difficult to fly up. Although there are footholds on the walls of each house, it is absolutely not something that everyone can do if they want to step on them accurately and then jump to the roof again. Even Xiao Yu cannot guarantee that they will succeed every time.

At this moment, the system prompt rang again.

bite!

System prompt: [Dwarf Prince] has woken up, please go back to the family meeting hall as soon as possible!!

...

Five minutes later, in the Pest Family Meeting Hall.

"Are you awake?" As soon as Xiao Yu entered the door, he saw the dwarf standing on the table and peeing on the ground.

"Where is this?" Seeing Xiao Yu come in, the dwarf didn't mean shy at all. A long column of water shot out from his snail-sized little JJ.

Xiao Yu touched his nose: "What do you mean? This is my home."

"You saved me?" The dwarf finished peeing and lifted up his pants.

"It seems to be." Does this child have amnesia? He thanked himself before going to bed, but why did he forget now?

"I really didn't expect that your strength was so strong! The warriors who could rescue me from the [slave merchant] will definitely receive the respect and friendship of the [dwarfs]. Although I am underage, [Ore-discovering] and [Forging Weapons] are the talents of the dwarfs. In return, before my tribe picks me up, if you have any needs, I will do my best to help." The child who had peed politely nodded to Xiao Yu.

"【Ore Exploration】 and【Forging Weapons】?" Xiao Yu's eyes lit up suddenly.

"Yes, benefactor."

Xiao Yu looked at the dwarf's body that was less than one meter tall and thin, and even his body could forge weapons?

At this moment, Yin Yue Eleven walked in from outside the door, and a man with a big and thick height of two meters was followed by him.

"I went to [Qiaoshou Guild Association] and hired a blacksmith to come back. His name is Tiedan. The employment period is one week. What do you think?"

Xiao Yu looked up and saw that this guy was really strong and almost caught up with the NBA star. The muscles on his arms were bulging like hills, and they were thicker than the dwarf's waist. He wore a dog leather waistcoat on his upper body, big bloomers on his lower body, straw sandals on his feet, a sled hammer in his hand, and a small hammer on his waist. The guy who was thrusting his iron was very well-behaved.

Xiao Yu was not impressed by the [Craftsman Guild].

There are dozens of craftsmen there. Each industry has its own characteristics, and the level of craftsmen in the same industry is also different. Although the guild will price each craftsman, the higher the price, the better the craftsman's skills.

The semi-intelligent NPCs here are different from other games. If you think they are all fixed programs, you would be very wrong. Their wisdom is sometimes higher than that of humans. When they were designed, many highly intelligent businessmen and celebrities were instilled into the program as cloning blueprints. They did not lack any of the good qualities and bad habits that humans had. They used inferiority as good ones and fraudulent behaviors to be perfect. So, when Xiao Yu saw the two-meter-high iron egg, he suddenly wanted to know what standard to hire him by eleven.

"I'll check the price first." Yinyue Eleven said: "He has the lowest price, only 2 gold coins per week."

"What? What you hired is the lowest price?" Xiao Yu was stunned. The guild priced every craftsman for a reason. Although the expensive ones may not be good, there will definitely be no good goods at cheaper ones. Those smart guys cannot handle good things locally.

"Yeah." Yin Yue Nodded: "I'm afraid of spending money, so I picked up the cheapest one and hired it to try. Before hiring him, I went to the meat market. The price of pork is really not cheap. If it really doesn't work, we can earn two gold coins even if we slaughter him as pork. Look, this physique is 300 kilograms, right?" Yin Yue Ye said and pinched Tiedan's arm. This guy kept rolling his eyes at Yin Yue Ye.

Xiao Yu smiled unanimously. If we count the price of meat products, this guy could really sell a few gold coins, but he didn't believe that Yinyue would kill him and eat meat.

"Actually, I'm interested in his forging speed." Silver Moon Eleven finally got to the point.

Xiao Yu didn't say anything, waited for him to continue talking.

"He forged speed is 30% faster than other blacksmiths. I have a [First Level Arrow] creation map. The arrows created are 10 points higher than the ordinary arrows sold in the store. Is that clear?"

"You want to take it to auction?"

"Yes! I checked the auction house and found that the demand for this type of arrow is very high. As long as the price is right, I can guarantee a big profit."

"Then why don't you hire more? Level 2 blacksmith shop can hire four craftsmen. Wouldn't four people be faster?" Xiao Yu was very confident in Yinyue Eleven's business mind.

Yinyue Eleven smiled bitterly: "Do you think I don't want it? But the blacksmith with [Leadership] cannot be hired at all. This is hard to come by. A drawing can only be used by one blacksmith. Even if hiring 100 blacksmiths, the forging speed cannot be raised."

At this time, the dwarf standing on the Eight Immortals table eavesdropping suddenly spoke: "That's because their skills are not good. With my Dwarf Prince [Mountain Cannon] here, there is no forging problem that cannot be solved!"

Xiao Yu was stunned. Is this child?

bite!

System prompt: Whether to accept the Dwarf Prince [Mountain Cannon] to join your family forging army!
Chapter completed!
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