"I'll say one, I'll say one." A spear came out.

"Say that on August 15th, two colleagues of a man and a woman drove out. Seeing that there was no one nearby, they stopped and hugged each other and kissed each other. At this time, a policeman suddenly came and asked the man: 'Is this your car?' The man was shocked and quickly replied: 'Us from the unit,' The police looked at the woman and asked: 'She is your wife,' Answer: 'It's also from the unit,' the policeman was shocked when he heard this: 'What a dog-daddy unit, the welfare is so good, our fifteen TMs sent out moon cakes...'"

“Hahaha, OK, qualified.”

"I'll do it, I'll do it." A archer rushed out.

"There is a little white rabbit who went to the river to fish. On the first day, he didn't catch anything. He went home. The next day, he went again, but he still didn't catch it. On the third day, the little white rabbit came to the river again. Just as it was about to wear bait, a big fish jumped out of the water: "Grass, you dare to use carrots as bait today, I will beat you up."

"Hahaha, pass the exam, congratulations on joining the Star Gang."

"I'll do it, I'll do it, I also want to tell a story about the little white rabbit." A female doctor of level 24 came out.

"The little white rabbit was walking in the forest and encountered a big bad wolf coming towards me. He came up and gave the little white rabbit two big-eared posts, saying, "I told you not to wear a hat." The little white rabbit went home very wronged."

"The next day, she jumped out of the house with a hat and met a big bad wolf again. He walked up and 'pa' and gave the little white rabbit two big mouths, saying 'I'll let you wear a hat,'"

"The rabbit was depressed. After thinking for a long time, he finally decided to go to the Forest King Tiger to complain."

"After explaining the situation, the tiger said, 'Okay, I understand, I will deal with this matter, and trust the organization'. On that day, the tiger found his own buddy, the big bad wolf, 'It's inappropriate for you to do this, it's hard for me to do it,' and then wiped the ashes from the table: 'Do you think this is OK? You can say, the rabbit comes over and find me a piece of meat. She found a fat person. You said you want to be thin, she found a thin person. You said you want to be thin, you said you want to be fat, you said you want to be fat, you said you want to be fat, you said you want to be fat, You can beat her up, of course, you can also say that, rabbit comes over and find a woman for me, she finds plump people, you say you like slim people, she finds slim people, you say you like slim people, you can beat her up in a reasonable and powerful way. The big bad wolf nodded frequently, applauded her, and rushed to a new peak again. Unexpectedly, the above guidance work was heard by the little white rabbit who was weeding the tiger's house outside the window, and he felt so hatred in his heart."

"The next day, the little white rabbit went out again. Why is it so coincidental that the big bad wolf came towards me. The big bad wolf said, 'Rabbit, come here and find me a piece of meat,' the big bad wolf said, 'Then, do you want to be fat or thin,' the big bad wolf felt deep in his heart after hearing this, and was happy again. He said, fortunately there was a plan B, and he said, "Rabbit, Malier finds me a woman,' the big bad wolf asked, 'Then, do you like plump or slim,' the big bad wolf was silent for 2 seconds, and raised his hand and gave the rabbit two big ears even more ruthlessly, 'Damn, I told you not to wear a hat,'"

"Hahaha, okay, pass the test, come and take this female doctor who is not wearing a hat."

"Haha, the beauty just now told a story about the little white rabbit. Then I'll tell you an ant and an elephant." A beggar walked out of the crowd while laughing: "Say, an ant got married with an elephant, but the elephant died in a few days. The ant was very sad and cried and scolded: Dear, why are you walking in front of me? I won't have to do anything else in my life, I'll just bury you."

"Haha, pass the exam, accept someone."

"I'll come too, I'll come too, it's about elephants and ants." A Taoist priest ran out in a hurry, and before he could calm down around, he started talking: "An ant said to the elephant: 'I have it, it's yours,' the elephant fainted after hearing it, and woke up and said to the ant, 'I want one more,' the ant was scared to death after hearing it."

After the Taoist priest finished speaking, the applause around him was not very enthusiastic, and he frowned with a hole made from the stem: "Sorry, this failed, I can't accept you into the club, the next one."

Seeing this, Xiao Yu also understood. He said to your father before he died: "Damn, you are ruthless, you can even think of this bad idea."

Your father smiled before his death: "There is no way. Our gang is so popular. The children in the family said that our China Voice is currently developing in a good way. They want to set up another team called [Happy Camp]. The members here are responsible for making everyone happy, especially in the second half of the night, when everyone is sleepy, let them cheer up. What's the idea?"

When Xiao Yu heard this, his head was covered with black lines: "Are you planning to select a comedian of the year and send them to the Spring Festival Gala?"

"Hey, this idea is a good one, you can try it." Your father nodded repeatedly before he died.

At this time, someone started talking about it before.

"Say that a driver, because he often travels outside, raised a parrot to relieve his fatigue from the journey. The parrot lives up to his high expectations and learns his tongue very quickly."

"One day, during the long journey, the carriage was full of hens, and the driver put the parrot into the flock. It was late at night. The driver was bored. Suddenly, his eyes lit up. A beautiful woman waved to the car. The driver was overjoyed and pulled her on the road. He drove and looked at it. The driver had evil thoughts in his heart. Thinking about the wilderness, how dare the beauty refuse to obey, so he boldly said: 'Beauty, can you kiss me?', but the beautiful woman was Gangli, and said: 'No,' the driver asked again: 'Can you touch me?' The beauty: 'No,' the driver was angry and said: 'No,' and he drove the beauty out of the car."

"After the beauty got off the car, the driver walked for a while, feeling that his conscience and lust were both dissatisfied with him, so he started to come back and invited the beauty to get on the car again, and the beauty agreed again."

"After a while, the driver was jealous again: 'Beauty, can you kiss me?''No,' the driver asked again: 'Can you touch me?''No,' the driver was furious: 'No, go down,' he repeated this and he never succeeded. Before he knew it, he saw that the end station had arrived, and the driver thought that if it didn't work, there would be no chance. He asked the beauty again: 'Beauty, can you kiss me?' the beauty still 'no,' the beauty still 'no,' the driver was furious: 'No, go down,' so he drove the beauty out of the car again, and this time he didn't care about her."

"When the finish line, the driver opened the car and saw that the hens were gone. He was puzzled. Suddenly, he saw the parrot grab the last hen and asked: 'Beauty, can you kiss it?' The hen shook his head, and the parrot asked again: 'Can you touch it?' The hen still shook his head. The parrot: 'No, go down,' with a wave of his claws, he said that the hen was thrown out of the car..."

"Haha, brother, what's going on, are all talents, right?" your father said with a smile before he died.

"Yeah, it's indeed a talent." Xiao Yu couldn't help laughing.

"Oh, pest boss, when did you come? I didn't say anything. Brothers, newcomer Wang Zun, Star Gang boss is here, welcome everyone." Xiao Yu's laughter attracted the attention of others. Several guys from the sex club yelled around him. At this moment, all the players around him came over, and the whole scene suddenly became chaotic.

"It's over." Xiao Yu sighed in his heart. Where can I stop going in the future?

"No, President, I'll retreat first, you guys continue playing." Xiao Yu said as he wanted to escape. At this time, a dancer next to him with the ID [Liu Yue Wuyi] grabbed his arm: "Deputy Gang Master, don't hurry to leave first, you can tell you one too, okay?"

If it were someone else, Xiao Yu would have politely refused, but her own is a woman, and she was still the kind of pure and cute beauty, especially her face, which was red and round, just like the ripe red apple in autumn, which made people want to take a bite after seeing it. In addition, the vest on her head was also the Star Gang, so Xiao Yu was even more embarrassed to refuse.

"Uh... OK." Xiao Yu turned around and said, "Beauty, I won't leave, you can let go of your hands..."

Liu Yue Wuyi's pretty face turned red and she quickly let go of her hand: "Sorry, Deputy Gang, I..."

"It's okay, hehe." Xiao Yu couldn't help but want to pat the little girl's blushing face. Suddenly, he thought of this a bit of a hooliganism, so he shrank his hand back.

"Actually, I'm very bored and I really can't tell any jokes." Xiao Yu shouted to the people around him: "But since everyone has unanimously asked, I'll just say one. Whether it's funny or not, you all have to laugh at me, otherwise I'll feel embarrassed."

"It's okay, boss, let's talk about it, it must be funny."

"Yes, Brother Guang, we are all listening, you can tell me."

"Don't worry, boss, as long as you open your mouth, we will laugh and just talk."

"Idol, tell me quickly. If you don't talk, I'll laugh now."

"Newcomer King, even if you fart, everyone can laugh, hurry up and talk."

...

There were all things around him, and the more he said, the less he could not listen. Xiao Yu coughed twice: "Cough cough, calm down, let's start talking."

"Tell me, in the Western Continent, there was a girl who committed the sin against the priest, girl: Father, I am guilty."

"The priest said: Child, what sin have you committed?"

"The girl said: Yesterday, I scolded a man and said, 'You bitch,'"

"The priest asked: Why, did he do anything to you?"

"The girl said: He touched my breasts."

"The priest said: Touch the breast, do you mean it looks like this? (The priest reached out and touched the girl's breast)"

When Xiao Yu said this, he pulled the girl Tesi stick to comfort her and rubbed her hands on her chest twice: "Boss, can you touch her like this?"

"Fuck, let me die." The girl Tesi knocked off the hand that made the hole with the stem with one hand.

"What kind of stuff is it? You can't cooperate with the pest boss to tell stories." He said with confidence using the stem to make holes.

"You can't fucking use Hu Luwa for experiments. So many people are watching, why are you touching me?" Mei Tesibang said angrily.

"Okay, Hu Luwa comes here, let's cooperate with the boss, you play the girl, I play the priest..."

Xiao Yu looked at these two friends with great pain and continued to talk.

"The girl nodded: Yes, yes."

"The priest said: If it's just like this, you have no reason to scold him."

"The girl said again: But, he took off my clothes again..."

"The priest asked: Are you saying it looks like this? (The priest took off the girl's clothes)"

After hearing Xiao Yu talk about this, Hu Luwa took off all the equipment without waiting for the stem-making hole.

"The girl nodded: Yes, that's right."

"The priest said: But, you still have no reason to scold him in this way."

"The girl continued: Then... he turned off the light and carried me to the bed, and...

"The priest smiled and said: Are you saying, like this? (The priest turned off the light and carried the girl to the bed...)"

"A few minutes later, the girl moaned and said: Yes, yes, that's it..."

"The priest worked harder: My dear child, even so, you still have no reason to scold him, as a bitch..."

"The girl took a deep breath: But, he has AIDS."
Chapter completed!