Chapter three hundred and ninety fourth grave digging
This feeling is really awkward. We moved the graves, and the person in the grave was wrong. He should be said to be the ghost in the grave. He stood by and watched, and was still instructing us, saying that this was his thigh, so he should be careful, and that there was his rib bone, so be careful. He kicked Xiaobai in the middle. Xiaobai said aggrievedly, why are you kicking me? The old man glared: You shoveled my butt!
However, with his command, although it was awkward, the progress was quite fast. Without wasting much effort, we dug up the grave. The coffin inside was half decayed, and the bones were thrown one by one. The old man sighed and said, "It's all done by his little snake cub, I've dismembered it."
I didn't bother to say too much to him. I put on gloves and Xiaobai held the bag. I just picked up Zhuge Kongming's bones into the bag one by one. This job was too difficult. He asked us to be careful before and not to break the bones. In fact, his bones had long been broken into pieces. It was even more difficult to pick them up than digging graves. The old man said angrily that this was also done by the little snake cub.
I was a little curious and asked him if the little snake cub was a boy in black. His name was Chang Qing. The old man slapped his thigh and said, "Yes, yes, it's him. That guy is worse than him. If you have nothing to do, come and torment me."
I laughed and said that if it was him, then you don’t have to worry too much. I will find someone to talk to him, and I will guarantee that it is okay. Even if you move your grave to another place, he will probably not be able to cause trouble for you.
The old man's eyes lit up and said, "The person you are looking for must be a master, right?"
I pretended to be profound and said to him: Keep it confidential.
Actually, I am naturally referring to Nangong Feiyan. With her coming forward, Chang Qing must be obedient.
We seized the time and put almost a bag of scattered bones of old man Zhuge Kongming. Then Zhuge Kongming threw the night demon's tooth into the decayed coffin. Finally, he looked at the "home" he had lived in for two hundred years, and sighed deeply and said, "There is no banquet in the world, and I am leaving now. I hope that this night demon's tooth will not cause any trouble here. Little snakes, goodbye..."
I said to him speechlessly, "Master, don't be moved, hurry up and leave. From here to your new home, more than a hundred miles away. I will take you back to school first, and then wait for dawn and we will take the bus."
Zhuge Kongming nodded repeatedly, Xiaobai smiled and said, "You're so tired of being in this grave? Tell you that the car is so fast now, with four wheels, mobile phones, computers, TVs, and it's always fun..."
The old man was stunned and giggled, "Okay, if I say that, I will stay in the world for a few days and see the current world before leaving, otherwise it would be a pity."
Xiaobai also clapped his hands and said, "Okay, okay, you can just have sex with us. There are so many beautiful girls in our school..."
I glared at Xiaobai, wasn’t this a problem? I just buried him well and it’s over. Are you afraid that you won’t be messy enough if you put him in the school?
However, Xiaobai has always ignored other people's eyes and became happier the more he talked to the old man. I was speechless and patted Xiaobai and said, "Stop quarrel, be careful to attract the snake spirit in a while. Let's go back to school first, and fill in the grave with me."
Xiaobai stopped talking, said "Oh", waved the shovel, and started filling the grave with me.
Filling the grave is much faster than digging it. We quickly piled up the grave again, and the night demon's teeth fell into it. Then I carried the bag of bones on my shoulders and waved at them: "Remove..."
In the night, I was carrying Zhuge Kongming's bones, Xiaobai was carrying tools, Zhuge Kongming followed me happily. I occasionally looked back at him, and he grinned at me. I thought about the bones I was carrying on my back, which felt really awkward...
After climbing over the wall of the school, we jumped into the playground, and returned to the dormitory again and asked Lan Ning to come out and lock the door. She is now a professional lock-opening company, and she opened the lock in just a few seconds. We stood up, tiptoed, carried dead bones, and ran back to the dormitory on the third floor.
I then breathed a sigh of relief by closing the door from the dormitory, putting the bag of bones on the ground, making a thud. Aaron on the bed next to me turned over in a dream, "I want to eat braised pork ribs..."
Old man Zhuge was startled and quickly protected his bones. Aaron then snored again. The old man was relieved and smiled at me: "I said, you have to protect my bones, that... I don't have dogs in this school, right?"
I couldn't help laughing, stuffed his bones under my bed, and whispered, "Don't worry, even if there are dogs, they are not interested in your rotten bones. There are meat bones in the cafeteria..."
The old man sighed: "Oh, it's not worth it when a person dies, and he won't even chew the bones."
Xiaobai asked curiously: "I said Mr. Zhuge, you have been dead for more than two hundred years. It would be nice to have a soul now. Why are you still thinking about your bad bones?"
Zhuge Kongming said: "Nonsense, wherever the bones are buried, there is home. How can I not think about it? Do you want me to be a lonely ghost? Do you think those people are just moving to the graves for fun?"
What Xiaobai said made Old Man Zhuge a little excited. I waved my hand and booed, "Word it low, don't wake them up, go to bed first, I'll talk about it tomorrow if you have something to do... Mr. Zhuge, you can live under my bed for the time being, don't you have any objection?"
He nodded: "Okay, okay, I can do wherever I am. I'll be content if I can leave that ghost place. By the way, I have to thank you."
"I don't need to thank you. Xiaobai will sleep, stop making trouble."
Xiaobai went to bed obediently, but he couldn't sleep at all. He stretched his head off the upper bunk and pulled old man Zhuge to chat. The two of them had a lot of language together. I didn't listen to it after saying it a few times. I had no choice but to sit on the bed and meditate.
After thinking about it, I took out another Qingming Fruit and ate it. Today is another half a month, so I have to practice it quickly.
It was finally over that night. Xiaobai and Zhuge Laogui were always whispering and laughing. Although the voice was very small, I could hear it clearly. Fortunately, I didn't wake up Aaron and Xiaowang. Otherwise, they would know that I carried a bag of dead bones in the middle of the night and brought an old ghost back, which would probably be scared to death.
But even so, the two of them expressed doubts when they got up. First, the bearded man said why there was a fishy smell in the house, as if something was buried in the soil and rotten. Aaron asked Xiaobai again, "I didn't sleep in the middle of the night last night, and I was talking to myself."
Xiaobai smiled and said, "I'm talking in my sleep."
The beard kept looking under my bed, and I scared him and said, "Stop looking, I dug up a female corpse last night, and I was naked, do you want it?"
The mustache turned pale with fright, and she shook her head and ran out.
Aaron was not that easy to deceive. He glared at me with a slutty look. I smiled and pushed him out and said, "Don't expect to know something from me. I tell you nothing, don't be so curious, otherwise don't blame me if something happens."
Along patted his chest and said indifferently: "What's there to be afraid of? Isn't it just a ghost? If I'm afraid, I'll..." What else he wanted to say? At this time, the old ghost Zhuge picked up the washbasin from the side and flew over to Along.
Aaron was about to say something else, but when he saw the washbasin on the table flew up and buckled it on his face. He was so scared that he hugged his head. With a mom, he knocked open the door and ran out.
Zhuge Laogui smiled proudly and said, "With this courage, I dare to say that he is not afraid of ghosts. Hehe, I can't scare him to death."
I said helplessly: "Why are you scaring him? You said you are so old, what should I do if you are really scared? Well, don't stay here, I think it's too dangerous. Xiaobai, you and Mr. Zhuge are in the dormitory later, don't run around. I'll go find a car, and I have to bury him today."
After saying that, I jumped out of bed and left Xiaobai and Zhuge Laogui in the dormitory. I didn't even have breakfast, so I ran out, thinking about how to disguise that bag of bones after I hired a car later...
Chapter completed!