Chapter 531 How does 'Chrysanthemum Terrace' sing?(1/2)
As a ghost, black charcoal has three abilities:
1. You can change your destiny when you go against the will of heaven, but you can only change it when it goes bad, and you can't change it when it goes well;
2. Its nose is very smart, and it can easily smell the wronged souls and demons within a radius of ten miles, and can feed on it;
3. Be able to perceive opportunities.
Except for the first one, the remaining two abilities are only to be compared with Zuo Yang. As a prime minister, if Zuo Yang is a prime minister, if Zuo Yang is against the will of heaven and change his fate, he will definitely be punished by the way of heaven, so he will never do it without authorization. Hei Tan does not have this concern and can be competent for such a glorious position as "Zuo Yang's temporary worker" when necessary.
Of course, in order to prevent this little guy from doing anything indiscriminately, Zuo Yang gave it a three-part contract to restrict it before, so as not to be harmed by this little guy...
And this time, since I got Zuo Yang's approval, the black charcoal, which was already bored and about to grow mushrooms, naturally became energetic in an instant. She even stretched out her little paws to lick it, and said with a hurry: "Master, I'll leave this matter to me. I promise you that I will soon let this yellow-haired know what it means to 'drink cold water will stuff my teeth'!"
"Um."
Zuo Yang smiled slightly and went to the bathroom to wash his hands and prepare for dinner.
...
The other side.
Although the studio members had arranged the restaurant seats step by step after listening to Zuo Yang's words, and then went to the kitchen to serve the dishes and quickly arranged the dinner, but in fact, they were still thinking about what had just happened, and their hearts were full of surprise and confusion.
Most of these people have never been exposed to physiognomy, and Zuo Yang has basically never shown off his skills in front of them. Therefore, the scene that just happened is naturally full of fantasy in their eyes, especially the words "Fuxing nobles" and "Four Wastes" mentioned by Zuo Yang. For them, this kind of vocabulary is as dark as a heavenly book.
After that, they saw the "talisman" burned by Zuo Yang in front of them, which made them even more unaware of how to understand this matter... They really didn't see anything unique. A simple yellow paper with some red lines could block the blood relationship between the two people by burning them. This is too mysterious and exaggerated, right?
To be honest, this is because the person who does these things is Zuo Yang. They are thinking so much now, but this is entirely based on their trust in Zuo Yang.
After all, for ordinary people who have received compulsory education on materialism in the Celestial Empire, even if they see it, they will only instinctively regard it as a scam in the world. Who will take it seriously?
Therefore, even Zuo Yang, many people were full of doubts, saying that they didn't understand what happened.
Now, after everyone sat at the dining table, someone started to whisper:
"What Brother Yang said just now is really like it, but I think he should be playing with the boss's sister's brother, right?"
"Although I don't understand very well, but if I think about it carefully, it seems that there is nothing fun about it. Instead, Brother Yang wrote a document to the boy. If what he said was wrong, he would give the boy one million. This... I really can't understand what Brother Yang sold in the gourd."
"Yes, Brother Yang usually has a reasonable and well-founded work, but why is it a bit sensible this time? It's like a different person. What's going on?"
"But I heard that there seem to be some strange numerology in the world. The one I heard most often is the 'Tiansha Lone Star'. There are so many movies and TV series that have mentioned that if you see such numerology, no one will get good results. Oh, by the way, there is also the 'Broom Star' we always talk about... In our hometown, if someone gets married, they will still have to take their birth date and look at it. I don't know whether the fortune teller is true or false, but the old people are willing to believe this."
"The same is true in our hometown. When my cousin got married, my aunt went to calculate it. In order to prevent some fortune tellers from fooling people, I found several fortune tellers to calculate the wedding days, and finally put the days they calculated together..."
"It's too far. What you're talking about is already the customs of our Celestial Empire. This is the case in many places. What we are talking about now is what Brother Yang did just now. The fortune tellers you are talking about at least have a birthday. Brother Yang just took a few glances and told the boss's wife and her brother's fate well. Do you really have such skills in the world?"
“…”
"No matter what, the boss's brother and parents are so... too much. What era is this? Why are there such people still there?"
"That's right, many of my classmates got married. When asked if they wanted a son or a daughter, they all wanted to have a daughter."
"I support Brother Yang unconditionally anyway. If Brother Yang really gives this kid one million in the end, even if Brother Yang doesn't feel sorry for me, I will feel uncomfortable, even more uncomfortable than eating shit!"
"Damn, now you are having a meal, do you dare to feel disgusted?"
“…”
"Shh, let's have dinner. The boss lady is in a bad mood. You still say this. What if she hears it, wouldn't it be sincere to make things difficult for her?"
"Eat meal..."
“…”
After talking quietly for a while, everyone lowered their heads and pulled the food in their bowls, but anyone could see that they did not believe Zuo Yang's numerology just now, so it was more impossible to believe that just burning a "tale" could really block the blood relationship between Chen Yi and Chen Kai... More people were feeling distressed by the one million words written for Zuo Yang.
Although, this time Zuo Yang was indeed talking nonsense and pretending...
...
at the same time.
"Xiao Kai, you can have a meal too."
Chen Yi had already brought out some food from the kitchen and placed it on the coffee table in front of Chen Kai. Then he said to him, "You eat first, I'll clean up a room for you, and you can live there tonight."
"cut."
Chen Kai glanced at her disdainfully, turned over and sat up from the sofa, picked up the bowl on the coffee table and started eating. He never called Chen Yi a sister from beginning to end, and there was no respect at all.
“…”
Chen Yi moved her lips and wanted to say something, but in the end she didn't say it. She just turned around and went to clean up the house for Chen Kai with a sad look.
On the stairs, Zuo Yang was looking at Chen Kai while rubbing black charcoal, but the corners of his mouth had already curled up.
Because in his eyes, a black air was floating out of the black charcoal eyes and finally penetrated into Chen Kai's body. With the entry of this black air, Chen Kai's life palace and Fude Palace had already shown a dark blue color, and there was a trend of getting stronger and stronger...
This means that Black Charcoal has begun to "dispose" him.
really.
"Snap!"
A crisp sound of glass breaking.
"Ouch!"
Chen Kai, who was eating, suddenly screamed in pain, which caused everyone to turn their heads and look over.
For some reason, one of the legs of the original coffee table was suddenly misplaced. The table table was tilted. As the table was tilted, a cup full of boiling water that Chen Yi brought to Chen Kai just now when she was serving the meal to Chen Kai, then fell down. Then, the cup fell to Chen Kai's crotch again, and then fell to the ground and broke.
Although the cup fell to the ground, all the boiling water in the cup was sprinkled on Chen Kai, so you know...
"Ah! Ah!"
When everyone turned around, they happened to see Chen Kai swaying on the sofa like a loach, his face was already red, and he looked extremely painful.
Looking at the scene in front of you, you will naturally quickly understand what happened just now.
Although this kind of thing will not directly ruin the person, it is enough to make a man suffer for a long time. If the bubbles are really hot, I am afraid that you should be very careful when walking. It is best to cross the legs, otherwise the bubbles will be worn out accidentally, which will only make the pain even more painful...
"Haha, this..."
Everyone almost laughed out loud, and they felt relieved, but at the same time, they were a little confused.
The decoration of this small villa is very particular, and the furniture used inside is also good things. Each one is not only beautiful but also durable. This coffee table is naturally no exception. Therefore, none of them had ever encountered such an accident before, and they never thought that such an accident would happen.
Why did Chen Kai just arrived for a few hours? A leg suddenly became dislocated when this coffee table that even if they could usually put everything upwards?
If you look closely, the coffee table is not broken, but this is a combination of coffee tables. The four legs and the tabletop are combined in a very clever and beautiful way, and there are some grooves at the connection. This should not happen, but by chance, Chen Kai sat here, and this situation happened, and there was a cup of boiling water on it just now...
Is this a coincidence?
Some people finally started to think about this issue again. After all, it was just before that Zuo Yang "carefully" the numerology of Chen Yi and Chen Kai and the relationship between the two, and after "blocking" the blood relationship between the two, this kind of thing happened by chance.
So...
at the same time.
"Xiao Kai, what's wrong with you?"
Hearing Chen Kai's screams, Chen Yi, who had already gone to clean the room, hurriedly ran back, and immediately asked with concern when she saw the scene in front of her.
"It hurts! It hurts!"
Chen Kai was still screaming in pain, and his struggle continued, but the boy did not accept Chen Yi's invitation at all. He slapped Chen Yi's hand aside.
"Ni Zukai, don't worry about me!"
As he spoke, perhaps the temperature had dropped a little after the boiling water was spilled out. Although this guy was so hot that he was sweating from his forehead, he still had the strength to jump up from the sofa.
As a result, my feet just stepped on the ground.
"Ouch!"
Another scream.
It happened that by chance, this guy's feet just stepped on the apple core he threw on the ground.
The floor in the living room on the first floor of the small villa is made of a relatively expensive marble. This floor is good for everything, but after being stained with some moisture, it will become extremely slippery, and the apple core is originally wet...
So, the moment Chen Kai's feet were just on the apple core, one of his legs involuntarily slid forward, and then his center of gravity was unstable, and then he fell backwards.
What's more coincidental is that at this moment, his butt was facing the glass cup that had just broken to the ground...
then.
"Snap!"
"Ah! My ass! Ah!"
As the sound of the glass shattering again, another heart-wrenching scream sounded. The people in the villa couldn't help but take a breath and quickly covered their ears.
"I'll go..."
Even if you just look at it, everyone can feel the pain, just like their butt sitting on a piece of glass, it’s so fatal. How can “Chrysanthemum Platform” be sung?
"Xiao Kai!"
Seeing this, Chen Yi rushed forward.
"Master, what do you think of this level?"
To be continued...