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Chapter 718 The treasure of forty pirates?

Badawei, who was tied up, was not beaten again. He had never moved a single strand of his hair.

Even so friendly that he washed his feet with coconut water.

Then, a "monster" brought by several indigenous people who were guides made Badawei almost laugh to death.

He almost laughed to death.

However, it's not because of the funny look of the "monster".

The Shenyuan tapir, who only lives in the tropical jungle of the low-altitude of the Shenyuan Kingdom, has ears like horses, hind legs like rhinos, body like pigs, and nose like image. They look very funny, but this is definitely not the main reason for making people laugh. The pirate leader’s funny point is not that low.

Because this guy feeds on plants and trees and has a gentle temperament. The Shenyuan tapir, which is 2.2 meters long and 1 meter tall, can weigh up to 400 kilograms, and it is no problem to carry 100 kilograms at a time. At this time, they have the same function as the cattle and horses of the kingdom. On the one hand, they are the main source of meat for the indigenous people on the island, but on the other hand, they are like cattle and horses of the kingdom continent, trained to carry heavy objects.

The special forces soldiers saw this thing at first and then disliked it. Compared with the mules and horses commonly used in the kingdom, this thing is a fat pig, so it is okay to eat meat.

It is probably just that Captain Lang will widen his eyes when he sees it. Although this thing is ugly, it is a national treasure of the Kingdom of Shenyuan in 80 years. It is of the same level as the giant panda in the Kingdom. Of course, Captain Lang's eyes are not because the National Treasure of Shenyuan was regarded as a donkey and horse, but because the special mother can actually eat meat at will. Why don't you come and try it? In the future, you will have to jail for one.

Because he wanted to help Shanying and the others transport mortars, a Shenyuan Tarium trained by the indigenous people took on this important task. He was led by the water to serve the thief.

Badawei's feet washed by coconut water obviously tasted good. The long-nosed Shenyuan Tapier was not disgusted at all, especially the body was tied into a rice dumpling and could not move all over. Only a few toes tremble slightly to express their panic in their hearts, which seemed so gentle, which made the Shenyuan Tapier, who was also a gentle type, feel very friendly.

The Shenyuan Tapier, who had not drunk water for a long time, was very thirsty. The coconut water that was poured on the soles of the pirate's feet was very sweet. The Shenyuan Tapier's soft tongue sucked greedily, although it was not much, but it was continuous. As long as you stick out your tongue and lick it, you would have coconut water.

The civilization of the Kingdom of 5,000 is very brilliant. Various schools of thought and various inventions have created the most brilliant Eastern civilization of mankind. While inheriting civilization, it is also cruel. Various types of criminal laws passed down since ancient times make foreigners creepy just by listening to the nouns. Compared with the criminal laws of the Kingdom of Countries, they often beheaded, hanged, and thrown into fires and barbecue are simply weak.

Five horses were dismembered, and five horses pulled their limbs and heads, "sting" and turned the person into five pieces. Is it strong enough? Badging, tied the man to the red copper pillar and baked them like pancakes. Is it a pleasure? Lingchi, he had to kill for three days, and cut more than 3,000 knives in total. During this period, the prisoner could not die. Finally, he cut it into a frame of bones, which was not irritating? Peeling the skin, peeling the human skin, filling it with grass, and putting it outside the door for a year, is it terrifying or not? ...

What are the cruel criminal laws of Wang Guoguang?

No, no, the kingdom has a criminal law, which is listed as the top ten criminal laws of the kingdom in ancient times, and it is not cruel at all. It is quite loving to listen to the introduction of the criminal law. How about it? With beautiful women accompanying you, you are so interesting. No matter who listens to it, you will probably choose this. Paralysis, anyway, it is a death, and you would rather laugh to death than hurt!

But no matter what, five horses are dismembered or cut off their heads! Then they will soon be braided. But what about laughing to death? Especially the itch that penetrates the bone marrow, which makes you laugh. It is really, if you laugh too much, life is worse than death! Only those who have suffered such punishments know why this criminal law can be called the top ten criminal law together with Lingchi Bad.

Badawei felt this way now. For an hour, he had been laughing for an hour. From the beginning, he couldn't help laughing with a hearty laugh, turning into a crying wailing and tragic laughter, and then laughed so hard that his abdominal muscles were out of control, and he was shit and urine.

I once squatted while watching with great interest.

Generally speaking, he applied honey to the soles of the merchant's feet and licked it with a goat for ten minutes. No matter how strong the iron man was, he honestly told him where the money was hidden, and he had never done such an experiment.

Don't say that this pirate is really a pirate leader. He has never explained the place to hide money until now, even if he smiles so hard that he is shit out.

This is what Shui once admires Badawei very much. If it were Shui once, he would either chop off his feet as soon as possible, or be honest and tell the place where he would hide his money early.

Badawei doesn't know how to read the mind, otherwise she would definitely burst into tears again. If she translated it in the idiom of Leader Lang, it would be: Spicy next door, I've been shouting for a long time! You guys care about me!

"Miss Comet, this guy has a very hard mouth. Damn, if I don't say anything, I will strip him up and throw him into the ant nest, or put a few small mountain rats in his crotch..." He could not make the pirate leader surrender before Comet came, which made Zeng Shui a little angry.

comet......

When the comet's word-of-letter translation was heard by Badawei, who was stinking and laughing, Badawei used his last bit of strength to shout: "I said, I said, that batch of wealth is hidden..."

The speed of speaking was really the fastest and most casual time in Badawei's life since he learned to speak. If he didn't know, he thought he had learned crosstalk in the Kingdom.

Yes! What if you say it is slower and you will be hurt by that devil's murder?

That ant nest or mouse’s crotch is thrown away, so it makes people feel numb and their scalp is numb. But now I can’t laugh anymore. The feeling of laughing to death is really worse than the pain. The accomplice Shen Yuan Tarium was still licking his tongue aside with unfulfilled eyes!

The pirates really took some effort to hide their money. The money was not hidden on Sumanda Island, but on an island that was only a few thousand meters away from Sumanda Island.

When Shanying took the water and a dozen special forces soldiers to dig out eight large boxes from the underground in a cave on the island, everyone was stunned.

This is a so-called treasure that a pirate group with a number of up to 200 people has been kept for twenty years. The soldier once had blue veins on his forehead, and planned to make the pirate leader who dared not tell the truth after he went back later.

He cut all the protruding parts of his body, whether it is his arms, legs, nose, ears, and then inserted them on the beach as a signpost.

It's so annoying. What's so damn treasure that makes you so stupid?

That's right, six boxes were opened in a row, all of which were from the kingdom's porcelain, some of which were damaged. The gap on the blue porcelain bowl was worth two more from the special forces begging for food. This really made a group of special forces almost return to kill the dead pirates again.

It’s understandable that you are poor, but who is not from a poor family? The key is that your wife is poor and even using some rags as treasures to fool people.

Fortunately, the last box finally had some dry goods, dozens of gold bars and a lot of moldy francs, and the francs made people happy again. No matter what, with these things, they were finally worth the fare.
Chapter completed!
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