Chapter 601 The Spirit of Ah Q
My cousin wants to be a couple with me?
When I heard these words from my cousin, the first reaction in my mind was that my cousin was crazy. Of course, I soon remembered that my cousin, a crazy woman, never behaves according to common sense.
I said we will be a couple tomorrow, what exactly do I mean?
I got up from the floor, sat on the sofa again, looked at my cousin and said: Sister, what are you talking about? What do you mean by being a couple tomorrow?
My cousin looked at me with a smile, her beautiful eyes seemed to have huge magic power, which made people fall asleep at the first sight. My cousin stared at me for a while, opened her sexy and moist mouth, and said slowly: What do you think?
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I swallowed hard, looked at my cousin and said: Sister, you are not... attracted to me, are you?
Hearing what I said, my cousin smiled, like a fairy. She smiled and touched my head and said: Xiao Zhangcheng, Xiao Zhangcheng, what do you think we look like standing together?
I was stunned, not knowing what my cousin meant, and looked strange.
My cousin quickly brought a mirror, and then she put her beautiful face over it, almost touching my face. My nose was filled with the charming fragrance emanating from my cousin’s face. We both looked like this.
After touching our faces, my cousin put the mirror in front of us, and my cousin and I appeared in the mirror. Then my cousin pointed at her and me in the mirror, and said with a smile: "Xiao Zhangcheng, what do you think?"
I was puzzled and said: Sister, what do you mean?
My cousin rolled her eyes at me and said, "When we are together like this, don't you think it's like flowers stuck in cow dung?"
I looked at my cousin dumbfounded and said, "Sister, you wouldn't reject me like this. Yes, I admit that you are very beautiful, but I am not bad either!"
My cousin looked at me and said: You may not be bad with other people, but with your sister, you don’t have the consciousness of a toad? Do you really think that your sister is attracted to you and wants to be a couple with you? Do you still remember that your sister was with you before?
Let me tell you what, my sister is a beauty lover and likes handsome guys.
I looked angry and said: According to what you said, I match Wu Wu with cow dung and flowers? But why did Wu Wu fall in love with me?
The cousin snorted and said, "That's because Xiao Wu is blind!"
I:"……"
Looking at my cousin, I explained: Cow dung is full of nutrients that flowers need, so flowers can only show their delicate beauty when they are inserted in cow dung!
My cousin sighed and said: Ah Q’s spirit is worthy of praise!
Then, my cousin put down the mirror, looked at me with a smile, and said: Today, a friend of my sister satirized me and said that she has never been in love and is not qualified to talk to her about the relationship between men and women. She thinks that she has never been in love even though she has grown up.
, so I just want to be a couple with you for a day, that’s all.
When my cousin said this, my originally excited heart became cold!
Such is the case with love, I thought my cousin really wanted to develop a relationship with me.
So I rolled my eyes at my cousin and told her, "Sister, you are too idle." My cousin said, "Sister, I am just idle. What's up?" It was decided that we would be a couple for a day tomorrow. After saying this, my cousin looked at me with a smile.
, continued: cousin,
I heard that men and women in love have three major problems and three major lies. Generally speaking, women are difficult to deal with, like fog, rain, and wind. Men are particularly stupid. They are missing hands, legs, and brains. Listen.
It seems fun. Let’s try it tomorrow?
I looked at my cousin and said: Sister, can I refuse?
My cousin smiled seriously: What do you think? My dear little Zhang Cheng.
Maybe because she saw the bitter look on my face, my cousin pinched me gently, and then said: Wait until tomorrow, if you can make my sister happy, maybe we can do things that other couples can do?
When my cousin said this, my eyes suddenly lit up!
What can couples do, hold hands and eat together?
None of these things seduce me. Sorry, because my cousin and I have done a lot of things like holding hands, and I usually pinch her legs and stuff like that.
Thinking this in my mind, I couldn't help but think of the last time I held my cousin in my arms and had her forcefully kissed me at the Muma Mountain Blue Cartier in the capital city. The feeling I received that time was not only exciting but exciting. Maybe it's in the heart of a man.
It's a little bit evil, so even though I know it's completely impossible to do that, I'm still quite excited at the thought of being able to be a couple with my cousin tomorrow.
Early the next morning.
I was still sleeping when my cousin caught me. I was sleeping so comfortably. My cousin caught me, which made me very reluctant. I immediately said: Sister, is it still early?
My cousin stared at me and said it was still early, it was eight o'clock, get up quickly.
I had no choice but to get up quickly under my cousin's pressure. After taking a shower, I saw that my cousin had also changed her clothes.
My cousin was dressed very sexy and attractive. When I saw it, I agreed. My cousin urged me to change clothes quickly. We are a couple today and have a lot of things to do. When I packed up my clothes, I followed my cousin.
I went downstairs. When I went downstairs, my cousin stretched out her fair and tender hands to me.
Normally, when my cousin and I go out together, she always puts her arm into my arm and rarely holds her little hand with me. But today, since we were going to be a couple for a day, my cousin just gave me her little hand.
Holding my cousin's soft little hand, I followed her downstairs.
After getting in the car, my cousin looked at me with a smile and said that we should solve the breakfast problem first.
I said yes, and drove my cousin to have breakfast. During breakfast, my cousin still held my hand, and we were like a couple in love.
After breakfast, my cousin asked me to drive the car to Happy Valley. Since today was the weekend, there were a lot of people in Happy Valley. After arriving at Happy Valley, my cousin was like a little girl, with a happy face on her pretty face.
Smile, but it may be due to the existence of the natural gas field, so even though my cousin behaves like a little girl, the aura still gives people an unparalleled sense of elegance and beauty. We played a lot of things, including bumper cars, roller coasters, and pirate ships.
, and even rode the Ferris wheel.
We played until noon, then we left Happy Valley together, and then we went to have lunch.
I originally didn’t want to eat Western food, and my cousin knew that I didn’t like Western food. But today, my cousin took me to eat Western food. It was a couple’s set meal. When I was eating, my cousin habitually rubbed my feet. After eating,
, my cousin and I went to watch a movie together.
Chapter completed!