The little woman asked me such questions, which made me very strange. I thought there was no beautiful girl chasing me. When the little woman saw that I didn't answer for a long time, she came over with an angry expression and said: Answer my questions quickly.

I smiled and replied to her: It depends on how pretty that girl is.

The little woman rolled her eyes, and then said: Don't you agree that she is pretty in general?

I replied to her: I want something very beautiful.

Then the little woman replied to me: What if the girl chasing you is the school beauty?

I continued to reply to her: It depends on how many girls there are in the school. If there are hundreds of girls, the school beauty may not be very beautiful.

The little girl hummed and said: There are more than 2,000 girls in the school. Do you think they are pretty?

I was stunned, thinking about the two school beauties selected from more than one girl. That is the standard one-in-a-thousand. Such a girl must be beautiful, so I replied to her: If this is the case, I must be good with her?

The little woman continued to ask me: Why? Is it just because she is beautiful?

I replied to her and said: Yes, it is a special honor to bring beauty out.

The little woman sent me several cursing emoticons and said: Do you only have face in your mind? Nothing else?

I asked her about other things, and the little woman said: Love, don't you want to find someone who really likes her and loves her when you are looking for a girlfriend?

This little woman asked so many questions that I almost laughed, so she said: Tell me who you are?

She snorted and said: Answer my question first.

I said: First tell me who you are?

She replied to me: If you answer my question, I will tell you who I am.

In fact, I don't like people who pretend to be mysterious. Seeing that she didn't reveal her identity, I deliberately said: OK, let me answer your question. When I look for a girlfriend, I only want someone with a beautiful figure.

Who would have thought that when I went back like this, the little woman got angry and made a bunch of cursing expressions, and then said: stinking idiot, bastard, get out!

I replied to her with two words: idiot.

I guess the little woman was so angry that her profile picture went black. She was so angry that I was in a good mood. I hummed a little song, lay on the big bed filled with the scent of my cousin, and fell asleep in a daze.

My cousin didn't come back until noon the next day. When she came back, she asked me if my life was pleasant while my sister was away. I said it was pleasant, very pleasant.

My cousin asked me how I could enjoy it and let me know.

Of course I didn't dare to tell her about He Wuwu, so I just said that I went to the animation city with Goumao and made hundreds of dollars, which was great. My cousin blinked her beautiful eyes and asked: Is that all? Nothing else?

I felt nervous and said no, what else could happen?

My cousin snorted and said that I seriously doubted that you were secretly sleeping in my sister's bed! I quickly said no, and my cousin rolled my eyes at me and said that I don't know what is going on in your mind. Every time I leave home, you have to run away.

Go to bed and go to sleep.

I quibbled and said, sister, if you don’t have any evidence, why don’t you accuse me unjustly?

My cousin pointed to her nose and said, right? This is the evidence. Every time I come back from going out, I can smell your scent on my bed. I cursed in my heart. My cousin’s dog’s nose is really sensitive. His mouth is so sensitive.

I was trying to be brave, so I asked her: What do I smell like?

My cousin snorted: It smells bad.

I immediately became anxious, raised my arms, smelled my armpits, and said: Sister, don’t talk nonsense, every time I go to your bed, I have already taken a shower.

After hearing what I said, my cousin pointed at me and said: Look, look, you dare to say that you didn't sleep with me, now you're not asking for trouble, are you?

I'm sorry that my cousin dug a condom and was waiting for me to get in, but I was so stupid that I got in. I obviously felt that my IQ was stretched in front of my cousin.

My cousin patted my head proudly and said: Xiao Zhangcheng, don’t lie to me in front of my sister in the future, okay? My sister has studied psychology, and the little little ninety-nine you have in mind is not enough in front of my sister.

When I was going back to school in the afternoon, my cousin asked me if I wanted her to drive me there. I said no, I would take the bus myself. My cousin said yes, just take the bus. You can see more of life along the way.

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Then my cousin gave me living expenses. I thought I made a lot of money in the animation city yesterday, so I said I didn't want it. My cousin said I had to give it even if I didn't want it. Your father asked me to give you every week, and I would give it to you.

When I took the bus to school, I saw a group of young people standing there at the school gate. Many of them had dyed hair and tattoos. At first glance, they looked like gangsters. I am not short-sighted, so I could clearly see them from a distance.

Aren't those gangsters who fought with us that day when we went to stay up all night with Zhao Lin and others?

When I saw them standing at the door of No. 2 Middle School, I guessed that they must be dissatisfied and wanted to come and stay to cause trouble for us. The closest to the Internet cafe was No. 2 Middle School, so they came to No. 2 Middle School to stay there.

Thinking of this, I quickly called Goumao and asked him where he was. Goumao said he came by taxi and was almost there, so I quickly said don’t get off the car at the school gate, get off the car in advance, and then go around to the track and field.

Climb over the wall over there, don't go through the main entrance.

Goumao asked me why. I said it was too late to tell you in detail. If you don't want to be beaten, just listen to me.

Later, I called Zhao Lin again. Zhao Lin hung up at first, which made me anxious. I called her twice before she answered. I told her everything I saw and asked her if she had arrived at school.

, Zhao Lin said that they had already been in the dormitory.

I guess these little gangsters dare not go into the school to look for them. After all, the guards in our school’s security department are there. They look like gangsters in the society. The security department will not let them in. If they force their way in, the security department will probably let them in.

Call the police.

Later, I took a detour to the track and field, climbed over the wall, and went in. When I returned to the dormitory, the quilt and pillow on my bed were gone, so I quickly looked for them. Later, I found mine in the squat pit of the public restroom outside.

The quilt and pillow had been stepped into the bathroom pit. It must have been bad. I was getting angry and angry, wondering who was messing with my things one after another.

Back in the dormitory, Yang Bo and Goumao came. Seeing that I looked bad, they asked me what was wrong. I said that the quilt and pillow had been dug into the trap again. They both couldn't help but scolded me. Which one was it?

Doing dirty tricks in secret.
Chapter completed!