The next day I was woken up by my cousin's scream. My eardrums were almost burst by her. My cousin stood next to me, pointed at my face and asked: "Xiao Zhangcheng, what's wrong with your face? What's wrong with you?"

A pig's head? And oh, didn't you tell your sister yesterday that you wouldn't come back? Why did you come back again and turned into a pig?

I asked you if you were bored, and you were sleepy. My cousin said no, so she moved a chair and sat on the edge of the bed with her cheeks in her hands, looking at me. Then she laughed while looking at me, saying that I looked tall.

I wasn't that good to begin with, but now that I have a pig's head, it's even uglier. After saying that, she comforted me and said, don't worry, no matter how ugly you are, I won't dislike you.

I didn't expect my cousin, a crazy woman, to comfort me. I was too lazy to pay attention to her and turned my head away. My cousin yelled and asked what's wrong. Are you angry? I said I still want to sleep, so don't disturb me.

, my cousin said that because of your stupidity, I don’t want you to accompany me on my morning jog today, but you have to tell your sister the truth, what’s the matter with the injury on your face?

I know that once your cousin gets involved in a problem, if you don't tell her, she will definitely annoy you to death. Just lie to her and say that you celebrated your classmate's birthday yesterday, and you had a conflict with someone in the slow-roll bar and got into a fight.

, I didn’t dare tell her that I was taking advantage of the class teacher. My cousin wouldn’t scold me if she found out. She is much more forward-thinking than me, but she would definitely make fun of me for not taking off my virginity.

My cousin said oh, and asked me if I lost or won. I said I should have won! She curled her lips and said, "You don't know if I lost or won." Then she asked me, "The other party"

How was the injury? I said I stabbed a hole in my stomach with a beer bottle.

My cousin nodded and said it was okay, and it didn’t disgrace the family.

Later, my cousin went for a morning jog, but before she left, she told me to get up quickly after taking a nap for a while. There was going to be a guest at home later. She was a young woman, your man's favorite.

My cousin made such a fuss that I lost all my sleep. I got up and went to the bathroom shortly after she left. When I saw my appearance in the bathroom mirror, I was shocked and woke up.

Come on, my face is swollen like a pig's head, so I quickly went to take the anti-swelling and painkillers prescribed by the doctor last night.

When my cousin came back from her morning run, she bought a bunch of vegetables. She said she was going to cook for the guests later. She also said that the guests would come later and they would go shopping after dinner. It would probably be afternoon, so I left it to myself.

I'm going back to school by car, but she won't send me there.

Yes, I said yes. Actually, I don’t really like my cousin sending me to school. She is so gorgeous and eye-catching. Later, my cousin asked me to be the chef and asked me to help her. It would be around eleven o’clock.

In due time, the guests will arrive.

She seems to be about the same age as my cousin, but she is already married. When my cousin introduced her, she said she was her best friend from college, named Wu Wu. I didn’t understand it at first, but later my cousin explained that Wu’s surname was Wu Wu, and her name was Wu Wu.

, and then I suddenly realized that it was originally called Wu Wu. Anyway, I thought the name sounded quite deceptive.

Wu Wu is quite beautiful. She is a beauty with a very good figure. Probably because she is married. I always feel that there is a charming rhythm when she walks and twists her waist and hips. When Wu Wu saw me

He stared at me with a strange face and asked my cousin what happened to your brother?

My cousin said she was hooking up with a married woman, but she was caught and beaten up. I quickly explained that you should not listen to what my cousin said, I am not that kind of person.

Wu Wu smiled and said that she understood. Yan She likes to tease people. The closer she is to her, the more she likes to tease. If she teases you like this, it means that you are close to her. I feel that this young woman understands me too well. Let me go quickly.

The task at hand is to pour water for her.

Later, my cousin called me to help her in the kitchen. Wu Wu said directly to my cousin: I am a guest. I finally came to your house and you have to sit in the living room alone. You can do it yourself.

I want your cousin to chat with me.

I have a problem, that is, I tend to get timid when I meet beautiful women. Just like Wu Wu in front of me, I didn’t even know how to chat with her when I was sitting in front of her. The atmosphere was a little awkward, so I handed over the plate with melon seeds.

Give it to her and tell her to eat melon seeds.

Wu Wu grabbed a handful of melon seeds and while cracking them, asked me where I went to school. I said it was in No. 2 Middle School. She nodded and asked me why I didn’t go to No. 1 Middle School. The teaching quality of No. 1 Middle School was better than that of No. 2 Middle School. I said the results of the high school entrance examination

No, you have to go through the back door to go to No. 2 Middle School. She said, "No, No. 2 Middle School is not bad, at least better than those of No. 4 Middle School and No. 6 Middle School."

Later in the conversation, we turned the topic to my cousin. She asked me mysteriously if my cousin had a boyfriend. I said I had never seen her bring one back. As for whether she had one outside, I didn’t know. Wu

Wu Wu said that I guess your cousin is still single, and told me that she originally wanted to introduce me to her cousin, and the blind date was arranged, but my cousin directly let me go. Wu Wu asked me to persuade my cousin, saying that she is the boss.

Yes, it’s time to talk about a boyfriend.

I nodded in agreement, but in my heart I thought to myself that I had no right to speak in front of my cousin, so how could she listen to me.

After my cousin prepared the rice, she called us over to the dining table to eat. After we all took down our chopsticks, my cousin asked proudly, "Is it okay?" Wu Wu said, "Okay," her cooking skills have improved a lot, and her cousin said, "Of course."

, she has been studying under a teacher recently, and she also said that if a woman wants to capture a man's heart, she must first capture his stomach.

Wu Wu just satirized her, it’s okay, you don’t have a man in your family, what the hell are you doing? My cousin said why not, and after saying that, she pointed at me and said that our Zhang Cheng is not a man? Wu Wu shrugged and said, you

You know what I mean, I'm talking about my boyfriend.

My cousin snorted and said, I am still worried about not being able to find a boyfriend? Do you know how many men I have to refuse dinner invitations every day?

Wu Wu rolled his eyes at her and said, "I know you can do it, come on." The cousin said proudly: "Xiao Wu, you are getting married too early."

My cousin said with a smile: "Hurry up and eat. After dinner, Xiao Wu and I have to go shopping. If you want something, tell me and I will buy it for you."

I said nothing. My cousin said you should go back to school by yourself in the afternoon. I said yes and just immersed myself in eating.
Chapter completed!